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Tattoogar

Did you see that tattoogar I bagged from the bar last night ? Her ink was hot !
by ibpms247 February 9, 2012
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tattooth

noun. A tattooth is an tooth ornamented with an image or iconography applied as a tattoo, wither temporary or permanent.

Alternate: any ornamentation on a tooth.
Boy went in lookin' like a Mormon; came out with a seriously sick tattooth of a panther.
by R66 May 23, 2012
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beach tattooe

when one is haveing sex on a beach ...and just be for ur a bou to blow ur load in ur condom u pull it out of her/his but then rip ur comndom off and cum all over her back and trow sand on it
i gave my bro a beach tattooe
by BEANER July 27, 2003
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Screwed, Blued and Tattooed

"Screwed, Blued and Tattooed" comes from various English speaking Navy's, beginning with Europe, and means that you are syphilitic and that you will likely die a slow ugly death.

"Screwed" means the obvious; sexual intercourse.

"Blued" means the administration of the "blue pill"; a tablet containing Mercury, used to treat syphilis which was pandemic for several centuries, and which resulted from the above "Screwed" activity. Sailors are likely the vectors who introduced syphilis to Europe where it became known as "The Pox", was essentially untreatable and the source of much misery and suffering.

"Tattooed" refers to the fact that sailors, at certain times in history, were marked so that they would not be press ganged into service in Navys other than their own. Sailors in those times were essentially "property". The very act of tattooing, done by one sailor to another, generally ensured the further transmission of syphilis, even in the absence of "Screwed". Tattoo's became synonymous with syphilis. Those with tattoo's were to be physically avoided, due to the possibility of cantagion.

And if, when you're a little boy, your grandmother takes you by the hand and drags you away from someone with a tattoo while telling you to "stay clear of that filthy tattooed man", it sticks with you.
You're one of us now you scurvy dog, no woman will have you, there's no life left but the sea. You're Screwed, Blued and Tattooed.
by grassman August 3, 2012
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Screwed, blewed and tattooed

Originally a term used by sailors, marines, etc. when describing a night of significant debauchery on shore leave during which they had intercourse (screwed), oral sex (blewed - being the past tense of blown as in "blow job") and got a tattoo. Later used more broadly to refer to getting so drunk that you participated in all possible forms of debauchery and may or may not remember it all.
Man, I was so fucked up last night - I was screwed, blewed and tattooed!
by wasteboy September 6, 2011
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Tattooer

A person who tattoos. Tattooing is done by pushing ink under 3 layers of skin. The person pushing the ink, usually in a skillful way, is the tattooer.
That tattooer is intoxicated, and trying to explain what his job is to Urban Dictionarie readers.
by YourBreaux May 25, 2017
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national tacooter day

a day to represent national tacooters all over the world or nations
“yo look at all those tacooters ( a person)” national tacooter day
by tacooters fan November 10, 2022
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