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Tugs at my testees

(v) When an action irritates the fuck out of you.
Do you know what really tugs at my testees?

When people leave their two pieces of junk in the overflow lot.

Godammit, Karen.
by Mifty Mae May 27, 2020
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Tastes Like Diabetes

A food, usually a dessert, that contains such a high content of sugar that you feel as though you are developing the onset of diabetes when you consume it.
Hey, have you tried Susan's chocolate, peanut butter, and Oreo flavored donut? It tastes like diabetes.
by mediocremaiden November 3, 2010
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Tastes like ho maid!

When you're eating your maid's pussy, and some other guys cum oozes out ...
... you just might say, "Tastes like ho maid!"
by Peter Crammer November 28, 2006
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Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma

When you try some new food that tastes so delicious it makes you wonder "why can't my mom cook this well?". This thought makes you so angry that you feel like slapping your mom for feeding you mediocre food.

Of course, this is usually meant as a joke or figure of speech. Most people love their mothers and would never do such a thing.
Kid 1: Yo dawg, I'm tired of eatin' at home. My momma feeds me the same ol' grilled cheese sandwich for lunch every-damn-day.

Kid 2: Don't sweat it home slice. Why don't you come on over to ma crib after school? I'll make you to best PB & J sandwich you've eva tasted. Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma!

Kid 1: Yeaaah boii!!
by The Amazing Jazzy Jas August 7, 2009
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Tastes like college

a phrase used to describe cheap/bad tasting alcohol, such as natty, keystone, or cheap vodka.
Ricky: Yo bros! Shots of korski lets goooooo!
Capernicus: Ay yoo that shot was bad yoo.
Casey: Tastes like college right boys?
by a bro who is mad chill December 29, 2010
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tastes like rim

Meaning: Something tastes like the inside of an asshole
Josh: Mum your dinner tastes like rim!
Mum: Pls josh
by Blablah October 2, 2014
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Lemon-tasteys

A delicious piece of tastey, with lemonade poured over it.
Let's go buy some lemon-tasteys!
by DaveNub June 12, 2008
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