Taking A Nesselrodt

The act of deficating while on the clock at work. The extreme Nesselrodter will think nothing of entering the building in the morning, clocking in, and immediately hitting the bathroom. The longer you take the better as no Nesselrodt should last less than 30 minutes. A skilled Nesselrodter can expect to earn about 15% - 20% of his yearly pay while seated comfortably on the throne.

Man that food I ate for lunch didn't agree with me...I'll be taking a Nesselrodt if you need me.

I made $10,000 last year just Taking A Nesselrodt.

by wittle buddy squarepants January 12, 2010

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Taskie

n. Formally known as the Gifted Students Task Force, a taskie is a student in the accelerated stream at The University High School. One is a taskie by nature, not nurture. Common hobbies of a taskie include:

- Running to their locker
- Running home
- Hunching over tables
- Crying over maths Results

Person 1: Geez man, that guy's really smart
Person 2: Uh, he's a taskie
Person 1: Filler

by eaw1994 July 28, 2011

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This guy knows what I'm talking about

An expression used to diffuse responsibility for an unpopular statement made in a public setting. Typically used to imply complicity or collusion on the part of an unwilling stranger.

You: I mean, really, who hasn't made out with a rundown fat chick in a moment of drunken desperation.

Crowd: *silence*

You: *smile and point to a random guy in the crowd* This guy knows what I'm talking about.

by Ggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 22, 2009

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