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Taser tag

Regular tag but the person who's it has a taser and uses it to tag other people
Taser tag! hey RUN BIITCH ILL FUCK YOU UP MY NIGGA. BITCH
by Liveyyyyy February 14, 2015
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Tasered

How an idiot describes the act of being tased because he sucks at English.
Mark: "Wow! That thug got tasered really bad!"
Carter: "Tasered? It's tased, Mark."
Mark: "I've heard it both ways."
by Greasegrim March 11, 2016
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Tahera

It is an arabic word meaning "sacred". She's a sacred woman and only the chosen one can touch her heart, she's intelligent and open minded. You do good to her she'll reply 1000 times good to you. She loves to be surrounded by positive vibes and people because of that she stays young over the decade.
I think tahera is mine
by Doorkey April 23, 2018
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Uni-tasker

An object with one function, ideally, designed to be extremely good at what it does. A waffle iron, for example, can only be used to make waffles, but it tends to make waffles extremely effectively, justifying its existence as a uni-tasker. Objects as varied as saddles to soap dishes or rice cookers can be considered uni-taskers.
The only uni-tasker allowed in your kitchen is a fire extinguisher.
by ElectricSpecter November 14, 2009
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Kelsey Tasker

An awesome person, she's funny and nice, and always fun to be around. (she's also Claudia C's best friend)
by llalasdjfakde August 2, 2010
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taking a taser to a bomb site

Similar to taking a knife to a gun fight, but typically executed by a totally paranoid, uninformed idiot. Frankly, anyone with a brain would not take a knife to a gun fight; they just would not go to a gunfight.
Woody: where’s Herb?
Spencer: he got detained at security

Woody: detained at a Chargers game? Was he busted for smuggling booze?
Spencer: no, my dad is concerned about terrorists blowing up big crowds, so he always packs a taser that he bought off QVC
Woody: ah, taking a taser to a bomb site. What an idiot.
by the comand'r February 23, 2018
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taser bomb

a cop prank. when cops pull up to talk to each other in there patrol cars they park side by side and one turns the taser on for its 5 second cycle, throws it in the other cops lap, and rolls up his window.
haha frank you so got taser bombed
by the jon law March 22, 2010
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