don't tase me bro

Famous utterance of University of Florida student Andrew Meyer, who was tasered and arrested by the illustrious UF police department after either:

a. Merely asking some legitimate questions to Senator and former Presidential Candidate John Kerry

b. Engineering a scene for publicity

Whether you believe it was "a" or "b" will likely vary with your age, political persuasion, and belief in the necessity of genuine political discourse.

As Meyer fought the officers on the ground, they threatened to taser him. Meyer stated that if allowed up, he would leave. The officer replied that he does not have that option. Meyer yelled,"Don't tase me bro, don't tase me", but was drive stunned shortly after. -one account of the incident

by mrpotty October 3, 2007

Tasered

How an idiot describes the act of being tased because he sucks at English.

Mark: "Wow! That thug got tasered really bad!"
Carter: "Tasered? It's tased, Mark."
Mark: "I've heard it both ways."

by Greasegrim March 11, 2016

Taseonna

Taseonna is the most beautiful girl ever!Taseonna May not think she is beautiful but she truly is inside and outside!Taseonna is the most outgoing, fun loving, caring girl you can find. Taseonna befriended by a lot of people due to her no bullshit attitude. Taseonna is sensitive and quiet and likes to keep to herself ,but not all the time Taseonna wants to be loved.Taseonna Makes an amazing girlfriend due to her loyalty an caring manure. If you let Taseonna get away your doomed to regret letting her get away for the rest of your days boo.Taseonna never lets a friend down.Taseonna the most beautiful girl to ever exist!

Rosabella:I made a new friend today she is wonderful person to be around she is a nice person and really beautiful.
Micheal: She must be a Taseonna

by R3d Gyal September 9, 2019

Taxed-out

Being Taxed-out is when a person or people living in a home are no longer able to afford to live there because of high taxes. This happens oftentimes to elderly and retired people. Getting Taxed-out also happens with the loss of a job, or if the high income earner of the family becomes disabled or deceased.

1. Sometimes communities with high taxes cause home owners to be Taxed-out of their homes.

2. Even hardworking thoughtful people can get Taxed-out of their homes if their income drops.

3. You think you own a home until the tax bill shows up and you realize you have been Taxed-out of your home. Literally the tax man took your house!

by IronMikey March 18, 2023

don't tase me, bro

1. An utterance emitted by University of Florida student Andrew Meyer on the evening of September 17, 2007 in efforts to ward off the vicious bite of a police taser after he was detained for getting uppity at a forum with U.S. Senator John Kerry.

2. A phrase used (with ironic reference to the above incident) to express feigned dissatisfaction with another's recent or impending actions or speech.

"The Meyer incident is in no way an issue of freedom of expression."
"Are you kidding? Don't tase me, bro!"

by Jesse Arost January 3, 2009

Asoingboba takedown

When you get a crazy kill in a shooter game, usually a trick shot, that you just have to get excited.

Matthew: *hits tricks shot*
Matthew: OH MY GOD
Sebastian: THAT WAS AN ASOINGBOBA TAKEDOWN!

by ItsNotSeabass July 28, 2020

Golden Tated

A marching band member or piece of equipment that has suffered from contact with Golden Tate

My uniform's hat was severely Golden Tated, but not as badly as the Spartan Marching Band

by Tate Trampled My Cymbals November 8, 2009