Taterhog

To be a large woman. A woman of large mass. A woman that orders a double cheeseburger with an extra large order of fries, and a DIET coke.

Will, do not make contact with that girl, she is a taterhog and you have your beer goggles on!

by Mike Yo! July 23, 2008

Channel the Tater

A good way to remember how to say Channing Tatum's name in the proper order.

Oh yeah that movie had Tatum Channing in it right?

Its Channing Tatum, remember Channel the Tater.

by strofty December 20, 2013

TARPer

A fan of the Toni and Ryan Podcast.

Person 1: "Hey mate, did you know there's a new podcast called the Toni and Ryan Podcast?

Person 2: Oh fuck me, I've been a TARPer since the baby names episode

by imthatpansexualbitch December 2, 2021

moo tater pie

when you use the front or back of the hand to gently push up on scrotum of another while saying moo tater pie. You do so in such a way that it feels good but still is little uncomfortable for the receiver.

Bern just gave me the best moo tater pie in the shower the other day!!!

by WhiteLightnin' February 18, 2011

tattered windsock

To render one's anus or vagina in a graphical state of distress, as a result of a particularly violent bowel movement or penetrative intercourse.
The description comes from the similar appearance to the ripped edges of a windsock (an item of metrological equipment used to establish wind speed/direction) as used at airports/flying schools, etc., which have become tattered as a result of excessive weather conditions.

"God, that curry last night was awesome - my arse puckered starrusty sheriff's badgechocolate tea towel holder this morning was like a tattered windsock"

"He was hung like a horse; my twat vadgegrowleryeti's welly looked like a tattered windsock afterwards"

by Chris Dwyer June 11, 2006

tater feet

Used to describe a person with a horrendous body, usually a woman that resembles a potato spud with feet and has a back like a hardworking man!

Her shape is terrible she looks like a "tater feet", she should wear a mu mu at all times!

by BunnyAC December 26, 2010

Tatergeddon

The emotional state of Phialdelphia Eagles fans when something bad happens to the team. See McNabb injuries et al. The word is a combination of the acronym Tate(Talk about the Eagles) and the ancient hebrew word armageddon.

The Tate advisory level was raised to Tatergeddon after Donovan McNabb tore his ACL against the Tennessee Titans.

by Jonathan Beerhalter April 1, 2007