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tardhard

when a retard has a hard-on
look a that tardhard
by twstaflx June 2, 2007
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tardshart

Tardshart is used when a person with a mental disability tries to fart, but instead they poop themselves.
An autistic person farts and then freaks out because, there is a little bit more than a fart present.
"That autistic person is screaming because, they accidentally tardsharted."
by Dogturds September 21, 2023
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tardhawk

1.someone who wakes up in the morning with their hair sticking up in all directions.
2. the mentally retarded version of a mohawk
Goodness Brett, you look lkike a tardhawk
by Shelly McBeal November 16, 2006
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tardsmacker

Pronounced-Ta-ard-smack-er

1.A person who hits retards

2.A person who is highly stupid

3.A word used just to insult for retards
John:I got cookies for lunch

Friend:John your such a tardsmacker
by ricepicker October 20, 2008
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tardhawk

1. when some one with normal hair puts the middle part into a mohawk style without shaving the sides.

2. when someone with short hair attempts a mohawk (while correctly shaving sides), resulting in a 2-inch by 1/2-inch strip of hair.

3. one who uses either of the two styles of hair mentioned above.
1,2). Guy 1: Dude. why did you get a tardhawk? your hair looks retarded now.

3). Nobody goes to a tardhawk for hair styling advice.
by The Top Hat Kid February 26, 2010
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Tardvark

A word that would be best describes as a name calling and maybe used as a curse word.
Jock: Hey tardvark give me your lunch money!

Kid getting bullied: Ok.... 💵 :(
by Honao May 5, 2020
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yardshark

A dog, so named because they live in yards and bite people like sharks do.
A yardshark mauled a toddler to death today.
by RoundenBrown September 18, 2021
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