tardis

Time And Relative Dimentions In Space.
A time/space machine concieved by the Time Lords. It has infinate rooms inside, including several console rooms, from which the ship can be piloted. Doctor Who stole a mark 40 TARDIS and used it to solve intergalactic wrong-doings.

The TARDIS dematerialised infront of their eyes.

by Davros June 4, 2004

tardigan

A sweater for special people

When Corky took Amanda out on a date, he wore his very best tardigan.

by rocjok April 28, 2011

Tardspark

Similar to the "Allspark" in the Transformers franchise which sparks independent life in electronic/mechanical objects upon contact, the Tardspark is a person who acts like a tard and sparks a spontaneous chain-reaction of tard-like behavior in those people around him/her. A person who encourages and/or instigates tard-like behavior in others.

Otherwise peaceful gathering in the movie theater courtyard. Suddenly, tard A starts yelling at and mooning passersby - convinces his friends to do the same. Security guard shows and arrests all. Onlooker shakes head and comments, "the fucking tardspark strikes again."

by GuidorfTheBiscuitKing June 1, 2009

Tardictorian

A person that has the lowest class rank in his or her class.

Bill ranked 532 out of his class of 532. Billy is a tardictorian.

by Easwim April 12, 2010

tarding out

The action of a person who sits and stares at an object or at nothing at all for an extended amount of time. They tend to drop their jaw, not react to things going on around them and possibly drool.

Student 1: Did you hear what would be covered on the exam?
Student 2: Nah man, I was tarding out like crazy.

by jumpin-jahoosafrats March 29, 2008

Tandip

Tandip is not one of the but the most beautiful girl you will ever see she is also the kindest person ever she always puts others before herself and is very giving she is very calm and is also hilarious she will always make u laugh she is also really smart and is most likely to be loved by everyone who has ever met her many people admire Tandip since she is so real and she is unique she's not like others she stands out in the crowd her beauty is out of this world and can not be described in words she definitely has the best music taste and probably has given u a gift if ur close with her she is also really talented but never shares it her energy is so amazing everyone loves to be around her

PERSON ONE: Hey who was that she is the prettiest girl i have ever seen
PERSON TWO: It was probably Tandip

by swaggytimmy723 August 11, 2021

Tardisgasm

An orgasm bigger on the inside than it looks on the outside and is so good that it travels back in time and makes previous sex better.

I just had such a tardisgasm that it made last week's sex seem better.

by HotKat April 2, 2011