tardmaster

1. The master of all retarded behavior.
2. One who excels in tardness.

Put the midget down, tardmaster!

by Brian (the ultimate Tard) February 26, 2006

turdmanship

the act, quality, art, or practice of being a complete piece of shit.

josh is such a jerk to everyone, going out of his way to make bad decisions in every way possible (including chronic smoke inhalation, yuck!) and taking every opportunity to screw over everyone, including himself. he must be trying out for his expert turdmanship badge!

by chuckybubbles April 5, 2009

Tardian

One who lives in The Land of the Retardia.

By the power of Retardia. . . .I.AM.TARDIAN!!!!!!

by ATacoMassacre September 30, 2014

Tarman

A gorgeous and caring person who is very lovable, a bit shy, but can be very out going. She is funny and a very chill person when you get to know her. She is the kind of girl who seems a bit awkward but when you get to know her she's always there for you no matter what. She loves food and animals!

"WOW! Tarman you are gorgeous!"

" I just love you, your the BEST!"

" you are the MOST BEAUTIFUL and FUNNY person I have ever met!"

by anonymous101 February 13, 2019

Tarmander

a one of a kind pokemon, also refered to as tarmen

when tarmander evolves she becomes whoreturtle

also see tarmen

by Liximoo August 3, 2010

Terdman

A 30-something tweeker who claims to be wealthy but still lives in mom's basement, boasts about ability to defeat challengers 4 times their size and typically has a lengthy criminal record.

Wow, he is such a Terdman!

by PoppinDiapers May 10, 2017

tadman

Better than Superman better than Spider-Man. It’s Tadman. Tadman is a very smart boy who can tell you anything you need to know. Talk about looks Tadman stuns crowds with his amazing appearance.

Tadman is so handsome and smart. I want to be his girlfriend.

Man, I wish I could be even half as cool as Tadman.

Tadman, oh yeah, he’s a stud.

by Donkey is my husband December 17, 2017