Tardisgasm

An orgasm bigger on the inside than it looks on the outside and is so good that it travels back in time and makes previous sex better.

I just had such a tardisgasm that it made last week's sex seem better.

by HotKat April 2, 2011

TARDIS

A TARDIS is a product of the advanced technology of the Time Lords, an extraterrestrial civilisation to which the programme's central character, the Doctor, belongs. A properly maintained and piloted TARDIS can transport its occupants to any point in time and any place in the universe. The interior of a TARDIS is much larger than its exterior ("It's bigger on the inside"), which can blend in with its surroundings using the ship's "chameleon circuit". TARDISes also possess a degree of sentience (which has been expressed in a variety of ways ranging from implied machine personality and free will through to the use of a conversant avatar) and provide their users with additional tools and abilities including a telepathically based universal translation system.

Lets go to the TARDIS.

The TARDIS, Its bigger on the inside.

by The Doctor, The 10th Doctor December 13, 2013

tardis twat

n. An enormously large, or overused, vagina. Origin: in the British TV series "Dr. Who," the TARDIS was a time machine that was deceptively larger on the inside than the outside.

Christ! That hooker I picked up last night sure was a tardis twat.

by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

TARDIS

The TARDIS apart from having the luxury of time travel has an added feature of having an interior of infinate size contained inside a very limited physical space, this is due to the dimentional rift on the boundarys of the TARDIS front doors.
When you enter a TARDIS you are steping out of your reality and into another through the dimentional tear in space.

One disadvanage is, although it has so much space inside theres not much you can fit throught the doors... unless everything is flat-packed (see IKEA)

by Triple J May 7, 2005

TARDIS

The act of inserting a semi-flaccid penis into an orifice and then letting it get bigger on the inside.

She didn't think I was packing much but after a little TARDIS action she had nothing to complain about.

by King Mab April 16, 2015

Tardism

(n). Accidental humor from a retard when trying to sound intelligent. A phrase said by one with mental disabilities often unintentionally hilarious.

Boy: Van Helsing sucked.
Tard: Van Helsing is basically a reinactment of Lord of the Rings

(While playing a GameBoy Advance)
Tard: This technology is great. If hadn't won Pearl Harbor, we wouldn't have this kind of technology!

(After viewing a skit on SNL)
Tard: If someone got an axe stuck in their head, they'd go into a coma

Child 1: You're a butthead!
Child 2: I know you are, but what am I?
Tard: You need to work on an insult, not a recall!

by King Slim August 10, 2004

tarnish

To sully, soil, make dirty.

The painting has been tarnished over the years of being mishandled.

by Larstait November 14, 2003