Tana

Tana is the most annoying person, but also the best person you could meet, she is so sweet, but you need to yell at her to get her to listen. She is so very pretty but ugly at the same time. She has grey-ish blue eyes with a freckle on the bottom lid of one, she has thin light brown hair that is somehow always greasy, she has poor vision but refuses to wear glasses even tho she looks good as hell in them, she has an amazing body, but hella down plays it. She is bisexual, and will fight a bitch who asks for a threesome. She probably has a gay best friend who is writing this rn and hopes she doesnt see it and beat the shit outta him.

Tana is so unique the only example is Tana herself

by Poetryhobo September 08, 2019

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Would be a person that good looking and she knows it and can be a complete bitch and she knows that too. She speaks her mind and doesn't care what other people think. She's super smart in the kind of girl that you take home to Mom. She is amazing and can do anything that she puts her mind to she's all about her money loves cars love sports.

Hey look at all those guys drooling over that girl she must be a tana

by Tee2saucey4tv May 15, 2020

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A stupid ass blonde who is the biggest smut in the world. She is a skanky, slutty, whore, that will do anything with any guy she sees. Her feet are like a mans, and her face is like a monkey's ass.

That chick was a total tana last night.

by Michael Myers October 20, 2004

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A strange girl, usually greek, hermaphroditic, and into Final Fantasy. Normally, it is a fan of FFVII's Cloud x Tifa character pairing. We USUALLY call this kind of fan a Clito, but because of the extremity of this fandom, we call it a Tana. Tana's are virgins for their whole lives.

"Don't talk to that girl, Tom, she's a Tana."

by blessingmoon6 November 14, 2006

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A blonde dumbass girl who says the word cunt for a living. Has hair extensions down to their ass and spends 60% or their life talking to their best friend. Tana is a selfish, annoying, cock sucker, who should go to hell and take her fake ass hair extensions with her.
bye

Friend: Hey Tana do you like my new haircut?

Tana: YES I LIVE IT!
Tana Thoughts: ew that haircut is so ugly

by Tanasucks August 04, 2017

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