tablespoon

Being the 'big spoon' (on the outside) while spooning.

Would you like to be the tablespoon or the teaspoon?

by itsjoshhh July 24, 2011

tablesuck

to suck or lick something up from a table. Usually alcohol.

If you spill people around should start yelling tablesuck!

M: spills

N: TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK
B: TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK
H: TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK

by Satan I Gatan October 7, 2011

tameless

something or someone that can't be controlled

don't try to manipulate him he's tameless

by PurpleOWL13 August 15, 2017

Tumbles

Has intercourse. Sex. Fucking. Getting Laid.

"Look at that guy, I bet he tumbles great."

by FridayKittie November 8, 2019

Tabblescrag

A word of unimaginable power, using such a diabolical word is strictly prohibited by the supreme leaders due to the revolting nature of such a piece of language. Use this word with great caution.

Billy says “You Dumb TABBLESCRAG”
Billy was arrested moments later

by Sir Humperdinckleton May 7, 2022

Tombles

Cringe individual who has several cringe owl house pfps and never goes outside

Man, I hope I never turn into a Tombles!

by shhhhimbehind33 June 27, 2022

waiting the tables

When a story takes a character who once had a lot to do and gives them some throwaway task to keep them busy. The term comes from the movie Ratatouille, when Linguini, who was once the restaurant’s top chef, is discovered to be faking it and Remi, the rat, takes over the kitchen, resorting Linguini to waiting the tables.

“Did you watch the new Star Wars movie? Finn was waiting the tables. He had nothing to do.”

by MrBenjaminJingles June 23, 2020