Shut up talking to me

A phrase interchangeable with "shut up," used frequently in Chicago. Could express either annoyance or incredulity.

-"I just got two tickets to a Tribe concert."

-"Shut up talking to me!"

Shut up talking to me by irongong July 7, 2009

Talking To Ralph On The Big White Phone 

Vomiting in the toilet. Talking to Ralph/Ralf (vomiting), on the Big White Phone (white porcelain toilet).

Where's Linda? She was guzzling red wine like a Legionnaire, and now she's talking to Ralph On The Big White Phone.

Talking To Ralph On The Big White Phone by Malice1969 August 17, 2006

talking to girls 

Something that is really easy to do, yet guys complain how hard it is by telling themselves "oh she's way out of my league" or "she'll just reject me" To learn why these negative thoughts never get you anywhere see Elliot Rodger

Tips on how to talk to girls:

1.) Confidence is key, if you don't care what anyone else thinks you'll be great with the ladies
2.) Accept rejection, it happens and you move on to the next girl
3.) Maintain your hygiene and keep up your personal appearance daily
4.) The more you talk to girls, the better you get
5.) Realize that there will eventually be a girl that likes you and says "Yes" to your coffee date offer
6.) Be yourself and don't be desperate. Honesty is the best policy

Guy: I'm talking to girls
Friend: Nice! I wish i could do that
Guy: Yet it's easy, as NIKE says "Just Do It"
Friend: I should try that! Maybe i'll find a girlfriend!

talking to girls by kingbeethey November 10, 2015

like talking to a dead bear 

When you talk to someone and they either; don't care, don't listen, don't understand or didn't hear you correctly, or at all.

God! That (insert name of dusty old teacher past retirement) doesn't listen, it's like talking to a dead bear.

like talking to a dead bear by 15989232 September 26, 2006

Talking to Bert 

This phrase is commonly used to describe the means to jack-off, or as some say masturbate, as an excuse to doing something.

This term Bert comes from Master Bert, a member of Seasme Street. Which is also subliminal messaging.

Guy: Hey pal, why didn't you come hang out last night?
Pal: Oh sorry! I had an important phone call. I was talking to Bert.

You can also play with Bert, dance with Bert or pretty much do anything you can think of with him. Bert is basically another way of saying jacking off.

Talking to Bert by macpolo11 July 22, 2011

talking to 

this doesn't mean just talking. it means talking about dating. if you're talking to a boy/girl/member of the preferred gender, that means you guys are a thing and haven't made it official by going on dates just yet.

Person A: "So, how many people are you talking to?"

Person B: "Just Adam right now. I think he might ask me out soon."

talking to by the greatest bitch alive September 24, 2019

Talking to yourself 

Something everyone does but no one will admit to.

Were you talking to yourself?" "No man... I was just singing a song." "A song called fuck that crazy bitch?" "Shut up.

Talking to yourself by sage of the plains June 29, 2011