Take a dump on the floor

An good way to start an interesting conversation.

I shat on the floor so as to get my guests engaged in a conversation.

by Eyeballflyball September 3, 2003

Crapping/taking a dump on a pile of shit

To make a bad situation or anything that is in shitty condition worse.

Come on man, don't smoke weed after I just got a ticket!
You're crapping/taking a dump on a pile of shit!

by currybomb July 27, 2010

take a huge dump

To release a huge flagon of ass compost. Not your everyday trip to the jacks.

Like a normal poop at double, triple or even quadruple butt load.

Rohan has the insatiable need to take a huge dump after a night of carving up tinder guys and eating hot curry pujas

by Pablo Michaelo June 7, 2014

take it to the dump

When a native canadian woman get's anal sex from a white man.

Hey guys, I wanna "take it to the dump" with cindy tonight.

by marcelmarechal July 15, 2010

taking it to the dump

After taking a girl from behind you ejaculate in your hand and slap her butthole with it (therefore) taking it to the (dump)

I was taking it to the dump last night

by Joe_flameyurass February 23, 2015

Take a gay dump on me

Similar to "Take a dump on me". Although instead of having someone's bowels emptied upon you, a homosexual (gay) person is referenced therefore adding the effect of the situation being even worse than when a normal dump has been taken on you.

Larson: Man my girlfriend and I had a huge fight last night and broke up.
Ben: Really? My girlfriend and I 69'd and then 96'd all night long.
Larson: Take a gay dump on me!
Benjamin: When and where?

by BKx69xDropScopes February 19, 2011

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019