TAKER (MOOCHER)

A taker is any individual that is part of the 47% of Americans who pay zero federal income taxes...and then votes over and over for the party that is most likely to increase taxes (ie. take even more earned property) on the 53% who DO pay federal income taxes. These folks also do not have a hint of appreciation, or guilt in their hearts, rather they call you selfish if you don't agree to pay more, and give it to them. Of course this is all due to the King Enabler of Bad Behavior, the Federal Government...the gvmt is close to acheiving their goal (48.5% of all Americans now receive some kind of federal assistance), to have as many people rely on the government as possible. This same entity is the primary reason for the suffering that is happening, all other blame is marginal, and is not the source...in fact, sometimes one may think the it's intentional.

Yeah, I know, sucks Billy is a Taker (Moocher), it's sad...not sure if he realizes that his behavior is rather embarrassing and certainly not a tentant of any anything moral. Maybe some day he will contribute something to society, instead of being a net negative overall to society, all the while he continues blaming others for his bad behavior and his position in life.

TAKER (MOOCHER) by ...what's not fair to you? October 8, 2011

Taker's Dozen

A term for a group of 11 things
A dozen, if you take one away

Mike said he was bringing two six packs to the party, but he showed up with a Taker's Dozen: he drank one on the way

Taker's Dozen by anonymous July 9, 2022

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after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this

1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*

gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 by BootyEater88 November 18, 2020

hog taker 

Derogatory term for vagina.

She got it right in her hog taker.

hog taker by Hamper Hunter November 14, 2020

space taker 

Somebody so useless in every way that all they are good at is "taking up space".

Why did we hire that guy? He's just a space taker.

That space taker just stuffs his face and play video games all day rather than help out.

space taker by trustruss September 30, 2015

Tuna Taker

Someone who takes what is left over, not picky, just wants what is easy. When all the good sandwiches are taken, the Tuna Taker cleans up. A loser with poor taste and low self esteem.

Man, you should see my ex-boyfriends new girl friend. I didn't know he was such a Tuna Taker.

Tuna Taker by Mistress Andie May 8, 2010

Krizz Taker

To be a Krizz Taker you must be someone that is really good at Player vs Player combat, A Krizz Taker is someone that take's everything you have and win's the game. You must also be related to Huahwi. Krizz Taker's specialize in Player vs Player combat and has the mindset and will power to do anything it takes to take out their opponent.

"Wow you pulled of an Krizz Taker"

"You killed every one in the game, what a Krizz!"
"It take's a Krizz taker to take out Huahwi!"

Krizz Taker by ChadTheLegend September 10, 2016