It's the Japanese equivalent of God or Jesus Christ. This is because of his immense talent as a filmmaker, comedian, writer, social commentator, satire, painter, killer, finger-cutter, hiker, athlete, stopping bullets with his chin, slapping drug-dealers around at public restrooms around 20 times in a single cut, storming and destroying magazine studios like "FRY DAY" who dare to tarnish his name, getting arrested after storming magazine studios like "FRY DAY" who dare to tarnish his name, resurrecting after mortal motorcycle accidents and coming back even more badass than before and discovering new talents, cooking, etc.
He is also the man Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer combined wish they could be.
He is also the man Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer combined wish they could be.
"Takeshi Kitano died and came back to life! Now he has a broken wrist, an eyepatch, sticks chopsticks to Yakuza henchmen's eyes... and paints! God help us!
-Did you say 'God'?
-You're right--oh my..."
-Did you say 'God'?
-You're right--oh my..."
by mrkitano November 25, 2006
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adjective, adverb;
1. Used to describe the number one top guy.
2. Having the best skills
origin:
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adjective, adverb;
1. Used to describe the number one top guy.
2. Having the best skills
origin:
hockeylifeHL
Hey Cory, did you watch the game tonight?
No, I missed it.
Ah Man, you should have seen it, Devon was fuckin' tapesht! He scored 4 ginos.
No, I missed it.
Ah Man, you should have seen it, Devon was fuckin' tapesht! He scored 4 ginos.
by hockeylife June 14, 2013
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Usually Sporty
She Is Very Strong And Defiant
Most People Feel Almost Jealous Of This Leader
They Are Dreamers With Big Goals And Let Nothing Block Their Way
Tend To Be Rude But Also Can Be A Sweetheart
They Are Very Aware
They Can From Be Slow At Moments
But Most Importantly Their Far From The Usual
Attention Grabbers Without Trying
The Signs: Aries, Taurus & Gemini Usually .
Love The Colors : Blue, Green, Black, & Pink.
Usually Sporty
She Is Very Strong And Defiant
Most People Feel Almost Jealous Of This Leader
They Are Dreamers With Big Goals And Let Nothing Block Their Way
Tend To Be Rude But Also Can Be A Sweetheart
They Are Very Aware
They Can From Be Slow At Moments
But Most Importantly Their Far From The Usual
Attention Grabbers Without Trying
The Signs: Aries, Taurus & Gemini Usually .
Love The Colors : Blue, Green, Black, & Pink.
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Cold rainy weather makes him go crazy. is a weird person . if u think he is mysterious then u r not close to him
Cold rainy weather makes him go crazy. is a weird person . if u think he is mysterious then u r not close to him
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