taintler

A Hitler mustache shaved on your taint.

That bitch has a taintler.

by Boots033 September 5, 2017

Tainty Fainty

The act of forcibly shoving a person’s face into another person’s taint until the first person faints from the odor. Then once unconscious, tea bagging them and taking pictures to blackmail them into doing your bidding.

Let’s give Jim a Tainty Fainty so we can get the upper hand. Yea, I can’t wait to tea bag his ass!!

by Coke Can June 5, 2018

Tainty

Any general action of either getting shit on or achieving something that is dope.

EX: It was tainty as fuck when I nutted on that girls face.

EX: It was so fucking tainty when I got my ass beat by that toolbag.

by NagzRedd October 13, 2020

Tainty

Any general action of getting shit on or accomplishing something that is dope.

EX: It was tainty as fuck when I came on that girls face.

EX: I got tainted hard as fuck when that toolbag beat my ass.

by NagzRedd October 13, 2020

tainty bainty

tainty bainty is a different name for tate langdon from Ryan Murphy’s American Horror Story season 8’s episode with the Murder House because he had a dollar store wig.

tainty bainty is kinda musty.

by sarahpaulsonhotdogwater April 11, 2021