Tacoterror

The fear that you will not be able to find a toilet in the relative near future after consuming a large, greasy meal (Such as a Chipotle burrito)

It wasn't until John drove past the sign saying there weren't going to be any rest areas for another 100 miles that the tacoterror truly set in.

Susie knew the look in Frank's eyes when the restaurant's bathroom door had an out of order sign - tacoterror.

by Drgingerballz December 6, 2025

Dirty tonometer

The sexual act of farting directly in someone's eye. (Tonometer is the tool used by eye doctors to test for glaucoma by emitting a puff of air on the ocular surface)

"I got pink eye. I bet it was from when that bitch gave me a dirty tonometer."

by inCozNito September 29, 2017