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aardvark

(animal) the first damn word in the dictionary...not that i read the dictionary...
aardvarks are super ugly
by FuckAnarchy907 June 29, 2006
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faardvark

James is a faardvark.
by Mackerel January 8, 2009
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SEC Aardvarks

The name of the team that South Eastern Conference fans root for in Bowl Games. The SEC Aardvarks are unanimously praised and their fans can often be heard chanting SEC! SEC! SEC! at any game which their beloved Aardvarks play.

SEC Aardvark fans have an innate ability to put their differences aside and actually root for their rivals to have more success than their own teams because rooting for the SEC Aardvarks as a whole is more important than their individual team. Often times Aardvark fans will make general statements that any team in the SEC is greater by their association. These are often butthurt fans of Arkansas, Ole Miss, Tennessee, Auburn, and Miss State who have been riding the coattails of the Elite programs in the conference for a decade.

SEC Aardvarks fans are often known to having an inferiority complex issue. The thought of not being the best scares them endlessly and allows them to justify some of their program's illicit behavior.
Mike: "Hey, I thought you hated Auburn?"

Kyle: "Yeah, but you know I got to root for them?"

Mike: "You would openly root for your rival to win the National Championship, something your team could not?"

Kyle: "Well, I'm really a SEC Aardvarks fan"
by Kale Oricus January 7, 2011
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aardvark

Why the hey does aardvark have two 'a's in it anyway???
by anna_banana897 June 10, 2005
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aardvarkswag

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by YESWECAN December 16, 2013
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Aardvark

A man amogst men. well known and considered a plug in most circles. The kind of guy who gets a high from talking to people.
Aardvark went 3 days without sleep because he was too busy getting high just talking to people.
by Haardvark November 3, 2018
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Tardvark

1) A retarded aardvark
2) Any stupid person with a pointy or outsize nose
Dick Cheney is such a tardvark.
by Pipe Downn March 13, 2009
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