Twokinds 

An awesome webcomic about an insane war-criminal who suffered amnesia, and is now trying to escape the war he created. The war is between humans and "keidrans," which are furries. He goes on an adventure with the tigress whom he saved, and eventually joins up with a law-abiding rat thing, a gender-confused assassin wolf, a rich slavemaster and his naive, romantic slave.

It sounds retarded, but you gotta give it a chance :D

It's fucking AWESOME.

"Hey Garrett, did you check out Twokinds yet?"
"I fucking hate you, I barely got any sleep because I was reading it for 4 hours."

Twokinds by Seriou3 May 9, 2011

Twokking 

(v.) To show great approval of, stalk, swarm over an/or drool at.

2. To attempt to acquire something or make conversation about acquiring it

The chavs can be seen twokking from the Jewelry counter.

Twokking by Saruhbear October 16, 2008

Twokinds 

A really, really REALLY fucking weird "totes not furry!1 guiyze" webcomic made by Markiplier's brother. (I'm not fucking kidding you. Tom Fischbach. Look him up.) It is known for being full of shitty anime plot tropes, an art style that only the French could enjoy and character designs that are clearly meant to get the 13-year-old-going-into-puberty's sperm production into overdrive. (If you can't catch the hint, the characters are blatant fanservice for the closet-furries who defend this shit unironically.)

I cant even describe just how shit this webcomic is, so do yourself a favor, because The Bad Webcomics Wiki has an amazing article documenting just why it is /shit/.

It is not as good as it sounds, considering half of the arcs are either:

1. Slow as a Warhammer fan trying to comprehend why nobody likes them.
2. Blatantly made to appeal to closet-furries and horny teenagers and early-adults who have nothing better with their life than to constantly jerk off to Flora, open your history books for 'Leoian' everyone.
3. Weird backstory flashbacks that try to strew the horrifically constructed story together. Yeah, its still not as good as it sounds.
4. All of the above (a majority of every arc.)

The fanbase is known for treating Tom like he's the fucking God Emperor of Mankind, while also doing everything in their power to actively deny that Twokinds is "not" a furry-fetishbait webcomic.

I read one page of Twokinds and I wanted to fucking kill myself. How is this shit even enjoyed by people, bruh?

Twokinds by Yumbo Yet August 29, 2023

Twoke 

A person who has done so much meth that they permanently tweaked.

You see th that lady over there talking to herself and carrying around a hammer? She's twoke

Twoke by Cb2018 September 17, 2018

twokker

a person who twoks

see also chav, chore and "scums of the entire world"

twokker: ere mate, right, er, yeah mate, you got 20p for my bus fare

twokker by tim February 21, 2005

twokaa

1. a four-legged hairy twinkie

2. a similar sound to what pacman makes

i had to mute the game because the pacman's twokaa noise was too annoying

twokaa by twokaalover July 8, 2011

twoklo 

Gift to those around you, the coolest person you know. Creative potential seems limitless and that’s the least interesting thing about you.

That guy is such a twoklo, i love him !

twoklo by godder533 June 9, 2023