A Two-Minute-Noodle is a male who inserts his penis into the preferred orifice and after two minutes he ejaculates and becomes flaccid or a "noodle".
by ThatDudeWhoWrites December 13, 2016
Get the Two-Minute-Noodle mug.When you're driving with your romantic partner and have to stop at a railroad crossing for a train, then the man pulls his penis out and receives a full finished handjob in roughly two minutes, or for however long the train is crossing.
Dick: "Oh look Jane, a train's crossing!"
Jane: "Hey! Nice! You want a two-minute handjob?"
Dick: "Sure babe!"
Jane: "Hey! Nice! You want a two-minute handjob?"
Dick: "Sure babe!"
by realsuperiorP July 29, 2021
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JOE: That new employee Tommy doesn't get anything done but sit around and play with his Tablet all day
BOB: Yeeup hes a two minute noodle...but hey that way we pay him minimum wage just to collect the trolleys.
BOB: Yeeup hes a two minute noodle...but hey that way we pay him minimum wage just to collect the trolleys.
by Pol Pothead May 30, 2014
Get the Two Minute Noodle mug.That cough you suddenly get after eating something cold, such as ice cream, that usually lasts about 2 minutes.
by breezy-licious June 16, 2011
Get the Two Minute Bronchitus mug.1. To purposely make your temporary absence known and to make an excuse such as false claims of interacting with a female on a communication messenger (MSN, AIM, etc.) and returning 2 minutes later to resume your online conversation.
2. To boost your self esteem.
2. To boost your self esteem.
by LoboTHEONEANDONLY June 6, 2009
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Get the two minute noodles mug.lyrics from the song The Bro Duet by Drew Gasparini and Brandon Ellis. or I commonly know it from Jason Gotay and George Salazar's cover.
there is an animatic with the same song using boyf riends aka Jeremy Heere and Micheal Mell mabe by mushie r. on YouTube.
otherwise known as fanon ship song for boyf it's fuckng amazing and no one can tell me otherwise.
there is an animatic with the same song using boyf riends aka Jeremy Heere and Micheal Mell mabe by mushie r. on YouTube.
otherwise known as fanon ship song for boyf it's fuckng amazing and no one can tell me otherwise.
Jeremy;Micheal your my favorite person no homo.
Micheal;no homo but I love you.
Micheal later screaming from the rooftops;"our lips touch for a minute or two, but no homo."
Micheal;no homo but I love you.
Micheal later screaming from the rooftops;"our lips touch for a minute or two, but no homo."
by dearheatherhamiltonchill January 8, 2019
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