twist-a-flexing

Someone who has exceeded their limit of methaphetamines and cannot control their limbs. Past the point of spun ducky woo woo.

She called us to come help her cause her boyfriend was twist-a-flexing.

by Jonezin July 19, 2013

Arm Twist Syndrome

A syndrome a child suffers due to parents using the child to manipulate and / or arm twist the other parent into adhering to certain obvious manipulative requests. Requests such as inflated child support which is not actually used to support the child in it's entirety, last minute schedule change for self-serving purposes, rules limiting the possibility of a new significant other to add family value and balance to sed child's life. Situations include and are not limited to "claiming" to have a significant other who takes highly unusual interest in a step fatherly / step motherly roll - with the ultimate goal of creating jealousy and envy where the father / mother will respond with a desire to cock block / muff block the new predator.

Doug: you're not taking our daughter to Daniele's house for dinner. Our daughter can wait to eat until I pick her up @ 8. I don't want our daughter thinking he's her father by being a guest at his house for dinner. If you go against my wishes I will keep you from seeing your daughter and I will go over there and whoop his ass right in front of our daughter. (Arm twist and cock block)

Linda: fine asshole! Then you can't take our daughter around Janice. She'll hurt our daughter anyway by leaving you. (Reverse arm twist / muff block)

*Both happy with outcome; however, child has arm twist syndrome

Arm twist syndrome

by dan newyorkmets booyah April 8, 2010

twist yo cap back

simply to commit a gruesome murder

man imo twist yo cap back, you got my sister pregnant dawg.

by givemyhoanabelincoln October 13, 2011

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DA BEST GAWK GAWK YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE IN A LIFETIME, YOU WONT BE ABLE TO WALK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFETIME AFTER THIS AND YOUR SOUL WILL BE SENT TO HEAVEN IF DONE CORRECTLY

Dave: Yo my homeboy, you want the the mary poppings supercalifragilisticexpialidocious gawk gawk vacuum chamber quadruple hand twist ushy bushy gushy sloppy toppy boppy naughty gorilla grip fade tsunami volcano eruption of semen soul snatcher combo wombo mumbo 3000?

William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child

by Goblin gobly deez nuts April 18, 2022

balls in a twist

Slang expression for when a guy gets a little upset or sideways over something.

Oh now honey, don’t you get your balls in a twist!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2019

Twisha

Twisha is a name that is not very common. Just like the name itself, anyone with this name has a super special and unique personality. Twisha is a hidden gem that once found is used to forever "brighten" your life. The name's literal meaning comes from a sanskrit word that means "bright". If you misunderstand her good intentions it is your fault. Twisha is the kind of person who doesn't give a fuck about gossip or rumors, she's true to who she is and she knows that. Twisha isn't an open book like most flashy girls, she is mature, understanding and complex. All her personality aspects are exceptionally beautiful. She is a keeper for sure. The only thing she can't tolerate is being betrayed. She'll love you to death if you are worthy, if not once she realizes sorry friend you've lost your chance with her.

bright,girl,attractive,funny,caring,ambivert

Twisha is an extremely beautiful person.
Twisha is one of a kind

by waterisrunning October 20, 2019

Tsismis

Tsismis comes from the Spanish word chismes / Chisme, which means gossip that been adopted by Filipinos

Filipino: Ang hilig mo talga sa tsismis.

English: You really like to listen to gossip.

by Vabe Tellurion December 19, 2022