The idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. The person who has done it all and done it better than you.
Jewell is always talking about how great he is compared to 'regular people'. He's such a twat waffle.
by Yep I'm that guy March 12, 2018
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Get the Twat waffle mug.A kind of rude person, usually used to break ice or stop and argument.
Twat wafflery may also be used for a more comical affect.
Twat wafflery may also be used for a more comical affect.
by Foxx~Fire August 18, 2009
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Get the twat waffle mug.A twat waffle is the wet imprint left on the sheets after a good hard fucking. for those of you who still dont know what im talkin about its when the sheets sticks to her ASS and leaves that funnie imprint on the sheets!!! not sum fuked up waffle being inserted in the pussy tainting were we have to eat. Or reverting to partial canilism and eatin poeple body parts and shit!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE!!!!
last nite i made her cum so many times there was a huge twat waffle on the sheets when we were done.
I'm gonna make that bitch cum all over, all you gonna see is twat waffles for miles
I'm gonna make that bitch cum all over, all you gonna see is twat waffles for miles
by stubbyzeller April 13, 2009
Get the twat waffle mug.Interchangeable with "Pussy Whipped". When a female has such a hold on you as to make your penis resemble a waffle when she releases it from the grip of her iron-like vagina.
by Aerianne Fairchilde December 14, 2008
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Step Two: Cover it with Maple Syrup
Step Three: Preform oral sex
Step Two: Cover it with Maple Syrup
Step Three: Preform oral sex
by S. P. Jarlsbeger October 20, 2008
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