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Toadsworth

The old guy who follows princess peach around. He is a member of the Toad race. Each toad has a mushroom head, but since Toadsworth is very old his head is grey. He is princess's peach escort and appears in a number of videogames.

However. most of the time when something pad happens (for example princess peach gets captured) he just stands there and tells someone (like mario) to go out and rescue her.

Any way. he is a pretty cool character who also always carries a staff around, though he has no physical strength he does provide from time to time a good dose of comic relief.
Toadsworth - "Oh no the princess was captured AGAIN by Bowser! Mario it is up to you to save her!"

Mario - "Let's-a-go!"
by GAMERS1234GO4321 October 17, 2009
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'twas

The Old English combination of the words "it" and "was", now creeping back into modern culture.
-Did you see the movie Yesterday?
-Yep. 'Twas the best movie I've ever seen.
by Seth Vicious October 5, 2004
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Tighter than twats

A phrase used to define something that is outstandingly magnificent or "cool", obviously surpassing the extremity of the situation in which the words "tight" or "tite" are used.

Although the tightness of a twat may very it is assumed that we are speaking of virgin twat unless, of course, you change the context by adding the name of someone who is not assumed to have a tight twat. (See example 3)

When using this phrase all sexual connotations should be ignored and the phrase should be used to express ones awe in something rather then being regarded as "dirty" or "perverted".
"Holy balls! The new album by Breathe Carolina is tighter than twats!"

Did you see that?! It was tighter than twats when Becky punched Jessica in the face, knocking her front tooth out!

Well that was about as tight as Tanya's twat. We all know she's a whore.
by aerickson293 September 2, 2011
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twassle

The string of a tampon that hangs out of a vagina while in use. Combination of the words twat and tassle...aka twassle.
Guy 1: Dude, check out that hot stripper.
Guy 2: Aw gross her twassle is hanging out.
Guy 1: Eww...
by Dead Dani August 27, 2006
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ménage à twats

threesome for ladies only. no dicks allowed.
Girl #1: Yo, you lookin fine in that booby-shirt.
Girl #2: Mhhmm. (*Wink, *Smooch)
Girl #3: Ya'll wanna do it on mah water bed?
Girls #1, #2, and #3: AWWWW YEAHHHH.

Enter ménage à twats.
by beeeeeebs October 27, 2010
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Cock Twaddle

Male version of twat waffle. A Cock Twaddle is someone who walks around with their own dick up their own ass (hence 'waddle') and acts like a major fucking cock.
That dude is such a little fucking Cock Twaddle.
by EliteNerds June 5, 2018
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