Towel 

A deragotary term for someone who is better than you.

"Well, you're a towel."

Towel by General_Truffles March 10, 2003

Towel 

Comes in many different colors and sizes; also there are microfiber towels, which clean very very good. The most importance of a towel is to have it in handy for unsuspected/suspected moments. Also it is needed when seeing somebody of the opposite sex because something about them arouses you.

Kaos: Damn you see that fine dime??
Slick: Oh Fa Sho!
Kaos: ooooo Gaaaaaaa dayum!!!!! someone hand me a towel!!!
Slick: Hand me Two microfiber-towels!!!!

Towel by Gerardo07 July 3, 2006

Towel 

Something you use to dry off after a certain experience.

Guy: "I'm going to my girlfriend's house tonight."

Friend: "Don't forget to bring a towel!"

Towel by laura June 19, 2006

towel  

1. an absorbent cloth or paper for wiping and drying something wet, as one for the hands, face, or body after washing or bathing.

2. the one thing left in your flat belong to your ex girlfriend who insists on whinging about how she hasn't got it back yet. Even though she won't come round and get it and you already got all her other stuff back to her via her friends. Plus it's just a fucking towel!!!!

nic: georgie wants her towel back
sebastian: you what? are you kidding?

towel by fuckyfuckfuck April 26, 2007

towel 

a very vague insult, mostly to mexicans. I don't know why, but it is.

your stupid! No, your stupid! Oh yeah, well yur a towel! No, yur a towel!

towel by slangmonkey January 23, 2004

towel 

the act of committing insurance fraud

i borrowed a towel from the government

towel by saringe October 20, 2003

towel 

(v)to like whorish girls,

to ask a girl out only to find out that this whore is afraid to go out with u bcz she doesnt want to cheat on u.

to want a crazy bitch

(n) anyone named andres

guy #1 dude ure such a towel

guy #2 i am not a towel i am a grown man

towel by spyrkadyrkastan February 23, 2008