Tollund Girl

An unhygienic, extremely ugly, emaciated-looking female; any fugly female, such as a swamp donkey, that resembles a swamp-like creature. The origins of this word are traced back to Tollund Man, a man who was hanged in the 4th Century BCE and whose corpse was removed from a peat bog in Denmark in 1950.

Sarah wouldn't look like such a Tollund Girl if she took a shower and were some makeup.

by sir timothy December 29, 2007

Toyland Perfection

The newest of the "myspace perfection groups". This group has already become one of the hardest groups to get into. If you aren't in this group, then you aren't considered "Elite". This is the "IT" group of 2010. Their members are extremely attractive but some of them are a bit photoshopped. Their slogan is "The Elite. The Beautiful. The Perfect".

This group is considered just as good, if not better than AP, IQ, VIP, & APEX.

"Can you nominate me for Toyland? I want to be in it so badly!"

"I got denied from Toyland Perfection for the 3rd time! :("

by tpfan May 5, 2010

bonus tillandsia

The word to describe when you get an awesome "extra" of something and you didn't realize it or have to pay for it. Basic meaning derived from picking out tropical exotic plants, specifically the tillandsia, a free-growing, self-contained plant. They are often affixed to driftwood. Occasionally an extra one will get stuck to the driftwood and when you purchase it, you got a bonus tillandsia (plant).

Jesse: I like this piece of driftwood.

Hayley: And this one has 4 tillandsias instead of 3! There is one stuck.

Jesse: Bonus Tillandsia!

-or-
Hayley: Wow, I found a dollar in the pocket of these thrift store jeans. Bonus Tillandsia!

by hayley s. April 10, 2010

Tollan

Tollan is and adjective used to describe the best smelling boy in the world. A Tollan hug is free and comfy. Tollan also describes a boy who has intense basketball skills and a really cool necklace that you can rip off and magnet back on.

"Why is that kid so cool?"
"I know, isn't he SO TOLLAN?"

by freeeeeeeehugs March 19, 2009

babes in toyland

A metaphorical term used by older perverts to describe underage girls at public places like the mall or playgrounds.

Old man: Damn sonny women didn't have booties like that back in my day.
Kid: what do you mean where. (While munching out on his Cinnabon)
Old man- well young'n, you see that fine piece a ass with the pigtails walk in in to that build a bearworkshop? That's what we like to call babes in toyland!

Ahhh...hmmm.yea....hmmm. oh ahh.hmmmm...almost there...ughh oh yea.. oh yesssss . spluge-splat!
Kid- aww... hey! I didn't as for extra icing on my cinnabon!
Old man- ( gasping for air) well now ya got 27 years worth , young'n. Now... we otta'get going to the playground now.... ya hear?

by YO! it's...ja-half-0 =) June 22, 2016

Toland Shuffle

Where you have a wank with your dick against the wall and rub vigoroulsy with your leg =

"Mate a had the best toland shuffle last night, although ma mum wasnt to happy with the state of my wall and the excessive paint being used"


the toland shuufle if done succesfuly, you will have a lovely new colour of walls to admire although the smell might not be desired . not advised if you have black walls.

by wall lover October 20, 2008

Toland

She is sweet and kind!! She can also be too honest. She puts her friends first even if she knows she might get hurt in the process. If you know Toland you she become friends with her. If you like her you should tell her how you feel.

Girl: OGM IS UR NAME TOLAND?!?!?!?
Toland: yes
Girl: OMG CAN WE BE FRIENDS?!?!?! U R SUCH A TOLAND U R SO FREAKING NICE!!!!!

by Whythehellyoulyn12341234 March 5, 2019