toiletiquette

an accepted bathroom code for proper use of public restrooms. Use of toilet paper around the rim before sitting down, ensuring a pleasant experience for the next user.

That dude used proper toiletiquette before I went it. It was spotless!

by Mr. Sk8board March 3, 2008

Toileteggphobia

The fear of getting an egg thrown at you while you’re pooping in the toilet.

Kid: *screams on the toilet*
Mom: What’s wrong.
Kid: I’m afraid of getting an egg thrown at me.
Mom: That’s Toileteggphobia good job!
Kid: *screams*

by Lord Stephen February 22, 2020

Tilting the Hourglass

one of the BEST songs ever by Alesana

Tilting the Hourglass goes like: Emptiness has darkened my eyes as I hoplessley beg for my life to end. Tell me why.

by TheToothSucker July 22, 2010

toiletling

Someone born in a toilet

*dude 1* yoooo did u hear tyler is a toiletling?
*dude 2* wow rly i didnt know

by Traviman March 30, 2023

toixting

the act of texting while on the toilet

me- hey whats up? im just thinkin about you

you- aww youre so sweet. what are you doing?

me- sitting on the toilet

you- um... youre toixting me... thats when you think about me...

by SRcurly October 19, 2011

Teiketing

A word simple minded people usually says when they're half-asleep

You have to use the teiketing

by eyeftw November 9, 2012

toiletify

When you're too lazy to go to the toilet so you just use something else instead.

Im going to toiletify this bin

by Werly November 28, 2012