tootbomb

When a half man, half rediculous lays a fresh flatulence upon another person as a malicious act or act of defiance.

OMG.. Jay just dropped a tootbomb on my shoulder!

by Jody Vengeance February 2, 2008

TOFTB

Took one for the boys.

TOFTB is the same as TOFTT (take/took one for the team).

by blankless August 26, 2009

tootbeat

Tootbeat is the name of something for when you toot and it makes a cool beat .

Cass: *toots*
Lucas: That sounded cool
Cass: Yeah dude it's called a tootbeat
Lucas: girl lets make a mixtape from that

*makes mixtape *

by MeepCassMoop April 21, 2017

tootbreadtittyknuckles

Some Random Meme i Found Online

British:I cant belive Americans call it bread! :^ )

British: its actualy tootmanbreadytittykunkles(laugghingncryingemoji)

hey dood wants some tootbreadtittyknuckles?

by :^ ) January 12, 2018

Tootball

Autistic way of saying ‘football’ derived from Brentwood school year 11 boys of 2017. Can also be shortened to just ‘toot’

Hey dude let’s go play some tootball then suck each other off 🤪🤪

Yo you wanna play some toot?

by brentwood school boi April 23, 2019

TOFTB

Typically used as Tits Out For The Boys, however, a clean version being They Only Fear The Best. Sounds like a sorority hashtag when used in that sense

They’re scared of me?? Well that’s because TOFTB.

by tannedgoddess May 5, 2021

Tootbllan

Thrown out on the basepaths looking like a nincompoop.

That idiot baserunner committed a real tootbllan and got himself caught in a pickle.

by All About Me 63 April 9, 2023