I’d give my left nut to…

I’d give my left nut to… — one of the larger hyperbolic lies men tell to express an acquisitive faux passion.

I don’t know any men who would actually give up their left nut for any reason! But, I and a lot of men I know have said this at least once in our lifetime — usually expressing a desire in an arena where loosing a nut would be counter productive.

Well…no one ever said hyperbole was logical.

Any why the left nut?

Is the right nut biologically more powerful; do testicles work like kidneys where one is more dominant?

Most poetic expression falls apart when subjected to even a little scrutiny.

So no — we would not REALLY give up our left nut. That’s just some hyperbolic shit to say!!!!

The expression “ I’d give my left nut to…” used in a context to illustrate its usage:

I’d give my left nut to to have sex with Sydnee Sweeny and give her brumski .

by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 30, 2023

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a situation where a group of people usually males are packed into a small space and end up extremely close together

Everyone in this elevator is nut to butt.

by heywouldjablowme April 28, 2004

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Guys riding 2-up on a motorcycle; or more generally, riding any 2-person device where one individual sits directly behind the other (second person being a male).

I wanted a ride on his motorcycle, but was uncomfortable going nut to butt.

by keeena January 14, 2008

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