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Tmd
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To my
dick
Y
’all are tmd
Tmd
by
Djdndndnnfnf
April 20, 2023
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TMD is a far-right slogan used by
people
going against islamism. TMD=Total
Muslim
Death
Muhammed
here raped
my wife
. TMD goes
crazy
!
TMD
by
ihateknickers
November 4, 2023
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too much
drama
TMD means a man or woman says
twitter
,facebook,
snapchat
and .etc is causing
too much
drama for them
TMD
by
getreallfoeever
September 7, 2015
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Too Many Doors. Usually describes
cars
with more doors than 2 or 3. Most likely it is a family car with two
front
doors,
two
rear and the hatchback.
Hey, nice TMD
Saab
.
Thanks, I have kids so I
need
5
doors
.
TMD
by
rc89pl
April 19, 2009
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Can be used in a couple ways.
1. Touch My
Dick
2. Touching My
Dick
3. Touches My
Dick
And can even be used in other ways like:
4. Touch YOUR Dick, etc.
5. Touch HIS/HER Dick, etc.
1. "Oh yeah bitch? Tmd."
2. "Hey what are you doing?" "I'm tmd."
3. "I
hope
she tmd."
4. "
Smd
? I'
ll
tyd."
5. "What did you do with him?" "I tmd..."
tmd
by
Oh yeah? Wanna go?
July 11, 2010
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a acronym for "touching my
dick
." Commonly used amongst
Floridian
college
male
students.
hey
baby
what you doing
??
TMD thinking
bout
you.
TMD
by
Monte'
September 2, 2009
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When you give an explosive
hand job
(when you
touch
a guys
dick
and he immediately cums)
He
pulled
a TMD last
night
TMD
by
bigdix69
April 20, 2015
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