throttled

To choke someone Homer Simpson style.

Larry, do you want to get throttled? if not, STFU.

by Scrb31 October 1, 2007

Thongle

A woman's untrimmed pubic hair which escapes on all sides from the confines of miniscule undergarments.

"Michelle took off her jeans and to my surprise her Victoria's Secret's were surrounded by Thongle!"

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009

phone throned

When someones calls you while they are on the toilet. Using the facilities while talking.

Gross! That guy at the club last night phone throned me this morning. I heard the whole symphony he played.

by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife January 16, 2009

Throttled

A point of severe inebriation, the one and only goal when you decide to hit the bars.

Bro: "hey bro what do you wanna do tonight"
Bro's bro: "let's hit the bars and get fuckin throttled"

by Silverado16 December 4, 2016

Tommy Throttled

1.)Acting or behaving like you got fucked out of your mind. 2.) A harcore car collision. 3.) Someone getting the hell whipped out of them. 4.) Drinking 40 drinks in Vegas = Tommy Throttled.

Johnny and I got Tommy Throttled last night after guzzling down 12 beers and 18 RBVs.

Wow did you see that Semi Truck Tommy Throttle that Toyota Camry?

Bobby got his face Tommy Throttled by the bouncer of that club last night.

by Cliff Aka Joah January 10, 2009

The Throngler

The Throngler is a mythical and ruthless entity who chooses to present itself as a stone statue, It stands in between 6'0 - 7'0 inches, or 182 - 213 cm in height. It is said to possess many abilities such as matter manipulation, unlimited strength, unlimited speed, teleportation, reality hopping, telekinesis, omnipresence, perfect precision, immortality, precognition, shapeshifting, telepathy, time travel, extreme healing factor, flight, touch of death, gravity control, memory erasure, mind control, indestructibility, The Throngler is worshipped by a Cult known as The Thronglists, who await his arrival so that he can put an end to the "filth" who "plague" the planet (rumored to be Humans), The Throngler is mainly spoken about in a Turkish town known as Akyaka.

Have you heard about The Throngler?!

Yeah, Scary stuff.

by AkyakaDweller June 21, 2023

Throngle

Originating from the Throngler, to throngle can have several meanings that are context-dependent, a few of which are;
Verb: To beat, attack, or otherwise "rough up" in a particularly brutal fashion that defies convention
Adjective: 1. Being particularly and unnecessarily vicious, typically in an unorthodox way

2. One who is deceitful or aggressive to deliberately sow chaos

My friend throngled me yesterday, I don't know if I can keep hanging out with someone who's such a throngle.

by Qak June 23, 2023