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Ancient Astronaut Theorists

A drinking game: On the show Acient Aliens, you drink every time the narrator says "ancient astronaut theorists". If the "ancient astronaut theorist" is from DeVry University, you drink twice.
Narrator: "Ancient astronaut theorists believe that...
Host: "Drink!"

Narrator: "In 10 years, ancient astronaut theorists from DeVry University will have achieved..."
Host: "Drink twice!"
by C17H21NO October 7, 2013
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Complicity Theorist

(noun) - a person who accepts the political narrative of the day unquestionably; consumes mainstream media like it was 1980; and is prone to submissiveness, outbursts of irrational fear, and public shaming of free-thinkers.
Dan and Scott are complicity theorists that believe State sanctioned censorship of free speech and protest are for the utilitarian greater good.

My mother is an avid complicity theorist who believes everything reported on main stream media and in government press conferences, without question.

Richard and Perle were operatives who used the Deep State apparatus to subliminally and insidiously control the minds of the unassuming general population through main stream media disinformation; complicity theorists soon became the societal norm.

Antonym: Conspiracy Theorist

Origin of Complicity Theorist: First recorded 2020 (Melbourne, Victoria - Australia)
by UtterSpace September 9, 2020
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theorist

Someone who considers given facts and comes up with a possible explanation is called a theorist.

Theorists observe various phenomena and use reasoning to come up with practical ideas that should be proven.
The most famous theorist was Albert Einstein who gave the theory of relativity.
by Albertina March 19, 2015
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theorism

The Act of devising, testing, experimenting and proving a theory or theories to explain facts or phenomena of the observable universe. one that has been repeatedly tested or is widely accepted and can be used to make predictions about natural phenomena. The use of scientific methodology to acquire a greater understanding of reality and existence.
People who know and understand, through experimentation and observation, any scientific theories; evolution, gravity, the big bang, black holes, m-theory or density all practice theorism.
by MikeSynonymous October 6, 2010
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ancient alien theorist

An ancient alien theorist is an anthropologist who believes that the technology we use today comes to us from aliens that resemble greys popular in the United States. They retell stories from religious texts such as the Bible and the Koran, including Noah's Ark and the Apocalypse, as being caused by spaceships that had aliens and came to earth not from 1940 to present times, but 3000 or 4000 years ago.
According to ancient alien theorists, the Annunaki are aliens who taught Sumerians of ancient Mesopotamia to generate electricity from purple cough syrup plus orange juice in order to advance their culture to today's level of sophistication.

Ancient alien theorists believe that in December 2012, humanity's alien ancestors will visit and create the sixth Mayan dimension, increasing demand for electricity.
by p-nuts July 25, 2011
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Conspiracy Theorists

Conspiracy Theorists are large groups of underachievers who talk about unrealistic huge world-wide conspiracies, that apparently no one is aware of, except some angry kids and man-children in front of their keyboards.
Essentially, it's a way for them to feel smarter than the establishment and thus it alleviates their feelings of inferiority.
Conspiracy Theorists: "Dude you realize even Tila Tequila exposed the flat earth conspiracy theory?"

Sane Person: "She also thinks she is a clone, right?"

Conspiracy Theorists: "Holy Shit! Even more Illuminati lies exposed."

Sane Person:*Sigh*
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