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the validsof virus

as mentioned in my previous entrys validsof is a type of person who watches hentai
there is also a scale for it

now here comes the scary part: anyone can be infected by the validsof virus turning them into a validsof

this causes them to watch hentai
Person 1: yo dude i heard about the validsof virus i really dont wanna get infected
Person 2 (is a validsof): dont worry just stay beside me i wont infect you
by gaming legend420 June 27, 2023
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The nut virus

You contract the virus the first time you nut and after you nut the first time you will always be trying to jerk off. It don’t matter if you’ve survived NNN you will eventually succumb to the virus and chase the nut. Usually the Nut Virus is fueled by the hornet and no young man can escape it until the reach adult hood where the virus weakens but still lays there. In some the virus is much worse than in others but all who have nutted gave contracted the virus.
Friend 1: has your little brother fallen sick yet
Friend 2: yes I unfortunately have walked in on him Twix’s this week the Nut Virus is strong in him
Friend 1: he might need a girl to really pop that expanding ballon if horniness he’s got ever since he nutted last month for the first time.
by Antwan Guzzels August 24, 2020
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The Chinese Virus

According to our dumb ass president it is called the Chinese virus.This virus is also known as COVID-19 or the Coronavirus.
Trump:people are suffering from the Chinese virus🦠
by F*ck me in the a** March 21, 2020
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The Corona Virus

The Only virus that was Made In China
It's not going to spread to the USA because we are UNITED
Jake: Ur moms pussy smells like fish
Jason: Ur mom has the Corona Virus
Jake: -dies-
by RubsRubaRubber2 February 12, 2020
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The Loraine Virus

(n.) The Loraine Virus (commonly known as "not yourself disease") is a short-term illness lasting anywhere from 2-5 days that infects its host, sometimes through the internet, and doesn't allow the host to be themselves. It's not deadly, but can make your friends think your on crack.
*Remedy: A long mental process which involves getting back to your roots. Think about what you would normally do in a situation if you were yourself and then the true you will come back
TOM: "Yo man, i don't know what's goin down, but I'm just not myself and Kate's about to break up with me"
TAYLOR: "I know what's wrong."
TOM:"What is it?!?"
TAYLOR: "You got the Loraine Virus"
by qnsʎǝʞɹnʇ April 3, 2009
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The Melissa virus

1999 crashed a load of pc's using a strategic placed program in the main software of you pc modifacations and screen aps.
The Melissa virus is the cause of many thousands to hundreds of thousands of damage to peoples computers.

The Melissa virus was produced via web design and exploded in 1999.
by 11's00'stellItall April 26, 2010
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