Test the Waters

When one attempts to find out if someone that they are into would date them / is interested in them.

Person 1: "I don't think she would be interested..."
Person 2: "Dude, Test the Waters!"

by jcrabmeatr June 9, 2019

the door test

From Chazz Palmentieri's "A Bronx Tale":

"Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her."

"Just like that?"

"Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast."

Julies a keeper, she passed the door test.

by schmex May 18, 2005

test the video quality

to watch porn and masturbate

Chris, after looking at too much playboy, decided to go test the video quality

by Brian and Jer August 3, 2008

The Europe Test

Travel out of the country for 2 weeks to a destination such as Europe to test if your girlfriend will become a psycho when you don't communicate for that period of time.

Tell your girlfriend you're going on a backpacking trip through Europe for 2 weeks, and say you won't be able to contact her until you return. If she forgets the fact you went to Europe, e-mails you angry messages, cheats on you, then tries to tell you not to check your messages after she found out you were on a backpacking trip in Europe... She failed the Europe test, and you're better off without her.

by Peter Urban August 11, 2009

the beep test

That annoying running test all kids had to do in school and ruined everyone's day except the two kids who were actually good at running.

"you know we gotta do the beep test today?"
"ahh fuck"

by yatomeino June 10, 2018

The Misha Test

The Misha test is creating an economically viable business plan that is clearly defined with understanding of risks, a logical value proposition and a formatted digestible presentation. Facts and Science > Hype and Marketing. If one passes the Misha Test, they are on on a trajectory to win smart money and launch a product that the world will subscribe to.

Every startup should go through the Misha Test before pitching to institutional venture capital.

by Snowballmoney September 17, 2018

The girlfriend test

When a person is not sure whether they want to date a girl they have been hanging out with. You perform the Girlfriend test: Plan on hanging out with her and before you hang out with her that day, masturbate. If you still want to hang out with her afterwards she passes the girlfriend test. If you don't want to hang out with her anymore then it is strictly hormonal driven.

I wanted to know if this girl was girlfriend material so i did the girlfriend test.

by Tlutt13 March 14, 2011