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The 'crack sweat' theorem

Theory identifying the cause of a consistent, vague odour of fecal matter i.e. absolute shit, in some.
The theory states: initially, said person, has failed to properly wipe their crack fully, thus leaving remnants of shit (dingleberries). With strenuous activity and/ or heat, sweat develops within the ass crack. This sweat mixes with the now encrusted and dried fecal matter, bringing it back to life, creating a noxious fume- comparable to shitting your pants.

Proposed in 2006.
Turdpreet: 'Yo, geeza, I swear i can smell shit ya' know; like full on shit!'

Shitinderpal: 'Yeh geez, me too. I smell it all the time in this lesson, it's probably (insert name here), 'cus he's so fat- he properly can't wipe his arse properly!'

Turdepreet: 'Oh yeah, that's a good point, that ties in nicely with the 'crack sweat' theorem (2006). That explains it!'

Shitinderpal: 'Oi (insert name here) you fat twat, go wipe your bumhole son, you need some bleach in there, smells like hardcore shit!'
by Anonymous Bosch June 13, 2012
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don't sweat the small stuff

don't get annoyed by the litle things in life
Boozer: Yo man I just lost two bucks gambling

Me: Hey, don't sweat the small stuff man, it's only two dollars.
by d'fo March 24, 2004
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sweat the bed

when, upon waking, one finds one's self laying in wet sheets, either due to fever, drunkenness, or overly high bedroom temperature while sleeping.
I swear it was 100 degrees in my room last night; when I woke up I had sweat the bed.

Mike got so drunk last night that he thought he pissed himself, but he had just sweat the bed.
by waterbrother July 30, 2009
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sweat the technique

hating on someone cause they do something better then you
by mark ca April 25, 2006
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sweating the bed

the damp, disgusting wetness one feels upon waking up in a bed that they have just moistened with their own sweat, not urine. nightmares and fevers are frequent causes.
"man, i totally sweat the bed last night"
"that's gross. your always sweating the bed"
"what? i changed the sheets"
by Jessica O'Neil January 27, 2008
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view from the cheap seats

A metaphor for a person's point of view when they are not directly involved in a situation, but wish to politely comment on it anyway.
"Excuse me guys, this is just my opinion and the view from the cheap seats, but may I suggest you do this a different way?"
by Harvey Manfrenjensenton January 13, 2008
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don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit

a term used to tell somebody not to sweat the small stuff and get laid instead.
calm down man, don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit.
by george January 20, 2005
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