When I told him to germinate the salad, he knew to bust a nut in my b-hole.
My girlfriend wasn't into tossing, so I suggested germinating her salad.
My girlfriend wasn't into tossing, so I suggested germinating her salad.
by Alimew November 26, 2022
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I drew a hot bath, lit a candle and laid back to slap the salmon.
My hot neighbor came over. After a bottle of wine, he hand was down my panties to slap the salmon.
My hot neighbor came over. After a bottle of wine, he hand was down my panties to slap the salmon.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
Get the Slap the Salmon mug.Kevin: "How was the big date with Phoebe?"
Josh: "Pretty sweet man. She was all over my cock."
Kevin: "Ooooh yeah!"
Josh: "Yeah, when she came to my place I took her out to the barnyard and showed her the rooster cage. She loved it! But after that I figured it was time to let her get a taste of the salami."
Kevin: "Awwww right!"
Josh: "Yeah, so I took her to the Italian deli and got her one of those big salami sticks. She took down the whole 10 inches and swallowed it like a champ! But after that I decided it was time to give her a ride down the old Hershey highway."
Kevin: "Indabutt man!"
Josh: "Yeah, so we drove down Rte. 322 to the Hershey's plant and took a tour of the chocolate factory. It was awesome! But then I decided it was time to slip her the sausage."
Kevin: "Hell yeah!"
Josh: "So I surprised her with another big salami that I had picked up at the deli so she could save it for later. After that it was time to drop her off. That's when I got some real nice pussy!"
Kevin: "Yeah, 'bout time."
Josh: "Yeah, she had this sweet little cat, Fluffy. He was the greatest!"
Kevin: "So I bet you got a hell of a goodnight kiss at least."
Josh: "Nothing, man. She's a total prude. I had to go jack off to donkey porn!"
Josh: "Pretty sweet man. She was all over my cock."
Kevin: "Ooooh yeah!"
Josh: "Yeah, when she came to my place I took her out to the barnyard and showed her the rooster cage. She loved it! But after that I figured it was time to let her get a taste of the salami."
Kevin: "Awwww right!"
Josh: "Yeah, so I took her to the Italian deli and got her one of those big salami sticks. She took down the whole 10 inches and swallowed it like a champ! But after that I decided it was time to give her a ride down the old Hershey highway."
Kevin: "Indabutt man!"
Josh: "Yeah, so we drove down Rte. 322 to the Hershey's plant and took a tour of the chocolate factory. It was awesome! But then I decided it was time to slip her the sausage."
Kevin: "Hell yeah!"
Josh: "So I surprised her with another big salami that I had picked up at the deli so she could save it for later. After that it was time to drop her off. That's when I got some real nice pussy!"
Kevin: "Yeah, 'bout time."
Josh: "Yeah, she had this sweet little cat, Fluffy. He was the greatest!"
Kevin: "So I bet you got a hell of a goodnight kiss at least."
Josh: "Nothing, man. She's a total prude. I had to go jack off to donkey porn!"
by Nick D December 22, 2005
Get the get a taste of the salami mug.(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)
**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**
Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.
Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.
by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013
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Get the slapping the salami mug.When your woman reluctantly gives you permission for anal sex but you are so use to hearing her say "no" that when you are finally allowed access you are unprepared with the proper lubricant. In a pinch, you lube her ass with Crisco made from whale blubber. After you emptying your ball juice inside her ass and pull out, she farts spraying a misted version of your seed and the Crisco in the air similar to a whale blasting water out of its blow hole.
My wife was so angry that she allowed me not only to talk her into anal sex, but that I use d Crisco as a lube. Out of spite, when I finished and pulled out, she purposely farted and gave me The Salty Whale as revenge.
by thedudebrown87 September 20, 2021
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