pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun

To masturbate onesself to and emission, usually of great and satisfying proportions.

masturbate, jerk off, rub one out, ejaculate, beat off

I saw this hot girl, but my mother was with me, so when I got home, I went to my room and blasted off by pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun.

by Holden_Magroin June 23, 2010

the purple eight ball tornado royale

a gang bang gone bad, when 4 guys (i: 8 testicles) whip their penises in a circular motion (ie: tornado) around a girl and proceed to ejaculate on her face and/or hair. during the ejaculation phase the 4 guys sing "im walkin' on sunshine wooohooo". during this phase the girl punches each pair of balls so that the four males pass out(ie purple), leaving her the only person standing (ie royale).

"hey man this girl was giving me attitude at the local walmart so i told her i would give her the purple eight ball tornado royale"

by ball smasher April 9, 2009

The Purple Order

A subreddit about FNaF shitposts, usually including in depth descriptions of characters shitting, cumming, pissing or doing other such things. One of the famous stories written by TPO(The Purple Order) is called Freddy Takes a Shit.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you heard of TPO?"

Guy 2: "You mean The Purple Order? Aren't they the guys that wrote Freddy Takes a Shit?"

Guy 1: "Yeah!"

Guy 2: "That was some funny shit, not gonna lie."

by Semen Huffer November 12, 2020

Riding the Purple Dragon

Being under the narcotic influence of prescription cough syrup containing promethazine/codeine.

Oh shoot that's just the hallucinations man you been riding the purple dragon

by what breh July 28, 2016

The Purple Slushies

Noun: Latin term meaning "Punk rawk grrrrl gang that likes to funk hella shit up and hang out in 7-11 parking lots"

BOBBY!!! I got shanked by The Purple Slushies, HELP!!!

by Scarlett, second in command January 11, 2005

Yuri is the purest form of love

The fact that two women who love each other (yuri) is so pure and wholesome that it's the purest thing in the world. It's used when seeing yuri couples in anime or manga.

Guy 1: (watches two girls holding hands) How can they be so cute together?
Guy 2: Didn't you know that yuri is the purest form of love?
Guy 1: No I didn't.
Guy 2: Well, now you know.

by Luzay September 15, 2021

Bob The Purple Cow

The biggest Asshole on the planet

Fred: Do see that guy over there?
George: Yeah, it's Bob The Purple Cow

by hamturkey May 16, 2017