laid

it means to have sex with someone but there is another meaning....

dad:hey how was your day?

daughter/son: I got laid

dad: WATZ!

daughter/son: im cereal i aint lyin
get it???? hahah

daughter/son: i got lost and im dying geez!

by urhelper July 26, 2011

Laids

it is an upgraded version of Aids. It originated in 2008-2009 but an accurate date is not available. Laids can spread with just a wipe to the body or clothing, it can be fatal or could just make u turn into a massive shit, either way you're fucked

Jeff: (wipes hand on face) you got laids
John: thanks now im going to die
Jeff: or turn into a shit
John: does it matter either way im fucked!
Jeff: lol

by Tony Blueberry January 24, 2011

Laide

A french word meaning ugly (Zargh)

Zargh est laide

by anglomayo August 23, 2011

laid

to get up that lil' hole!

i laid my bitch!!!!!!!!

by bob May 13, 2005

laid

to fuck with someone that you have no interest in.

guess what man, i got laid with that ugly chick up there.

by Kevin October 27, 2003

Laid

What you say around your grandparents/ parents instead of sex

Hey Clara I heard you got laid last night

by Horseheads.com April 28, 2017

laid

aids for lesbians

ohhhh those girls mujst have laids

by kakato123 December 15, 2017