"I came to get ill, Cuz when I shoot the gift I shoot to kill"- From the song Jump Around by House of Pain
by thatrashman415 June 21, 2018
Get the Shoot the Gift mug.A sarcastic parting commentary offered upon the exit of a particularly offensive or distasteful relationship.
So, I heard that you're no longer working at the bank.
Oh, so true. They've jacked up my paycheck for the last time. I gave them the gift of goodbye.
Oh, so true. They've jacked up my paycheck for the last time. I gave them the gift of goodbye.
by YAWA February 9, 2021
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Last night, I saw Gifty administer the gift to at least four different people.
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Nothing can clear out a party faster than an asshole who is creeping around giving the gift.
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One of these days, Keith is going to get arrested or killed for giving the gift to the wrong chick.
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Nothing can clear out a party faster than an asshole who is creeping around giving the gift.
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One of these days, Keith is going to get arrested or killed for giving the gift to the wrong chick.
by DeezEnUTees December 25, 2008
Get the The Gift mug.A touching and moving short story by O. Henry that has stood the test of time as a poetic example of sacrificial love.
P: Have you read that book called The Gift of the Magi?
A: Yeah, that is one of the purest demonstrations of true love.
A: Yeah, that is one of the purest demonstrations of true love.
by anongirl456 September 19, 2020
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Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old Norse, something given, talent; akin to Old English giefan to give
1 : a shitless wipe awarded from on high to a worthy recipient
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old Norse, something given, talent; akin to Old English giefan to give
1 : a shitless wipe awarded from on high to a worthy recipient
1 : "Oh man, I just recieved THE GIFT today, I took a heinous dump and went to wipe what I thought would be a shitty ass and I was clean. God has been good to me."
2 : "The best way to be awarded THE GIFT is to hold your poo in til you are turtleheading. Your patience will yield a shitless wipe."
2 : "The best way to be awarded THE GIFT is to hold your poo in til you are turtleheading. Your patience will yield a shitless wipe."
by SRS December 1, 2004
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Get the The Gifford mug.Wow I’m glad I’m the first in one hundred years to win all those championships. Do you think my future girl friend will be excited? The gift that keeps on NOT giving.
by RightTriangle October 7, 2019
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