Etymology: Middle English, from Old Norse, something given, talent; akin to Old English giefan to give
1 : a shitless
wipe awarded from on high to a worthy recipient
1 : "Oh man, I just recieved THE GIFT today, I took a heinous dump
and went to wipe what I thought would be a shitty ass
and I was clean. God has been good to me."
2 : "The best way to be awarded THE GIFT is to hold your poo in til you are turtlehead
ing. Your patience will yield a shitless wipe."