fake the deal

1) To front or pretend something is not true when it actually is.
2) To pretend to distribute cards in a poker game, but not actually do it.

1)
Josh: "Dag playa Jenny's really being a frigid bitch to you today. I guess things didn't work out at that party last night."
Dave: "Whatever dogg. The real party last night was in her mouth, and everyone came. Then I got her in the ass last night in the back of a Volkswagen. Here watch this video."
(puts video in VCR and presses play)
1 hour later...
Josh: "Good video...that looks like a very uncomfortable place to bang a hoe. So why dat bitch gotta fake the deal?"
Dave: "I don't know man. Bitches."
Josh: "Bitches."

2)
Adam: "Hell yeah bitch I got the royal flush! I guess I'll be taking this money now."
Mike: "Shut up bitch. I didn't even get my cards yet, and neither did you. Stop faking the deal."

by Nick D November 17, 2003

fake the deal

1) to pretend something is true or put on a front to hide the real facts
2) to pretend to distribute cards in a poker game, but not actually do so
3) to act like something is worth the money when it is actually more expensive

1)
Ho: "Playa you ain't gettin' none of this shit tonight. Scrub."
Pimp: "Shut up bitch, everybody knows yo' skank ass been around this city more times than the subway. You about as easy as first grade math class. Don't fake the deal."

2)
Teddy KGB: "Haha! I've got the boat! Pay up, bitch!"
Matt Damon: "Shit. Not again........wait a minute.........I don't even have any cards yet! You faked the deal!"

3) I thought that 2004 Hummer was a steal at $1000, but when they told me that the radio, steering wheel, seats, exhaust, frame, and engine were sold separately and cost a total of $70,000 I realized they had really faked the deal.

by Nick D December 11, 2003

what the deal is

just another way to say "what's going on"
usually used by gang bangers in the hood

"What the deal is son? i heard you had dat guud...u gon hook me up or what"
"...nahh"

by youngkilla June 2, 2008

u know the deal

You know what that means, I'm pretty sure. It's a bit like saying "you know how it is / u know what to do", a bit like saying that some bs are real

exp1

ur hoe: babe I’m horny, can I come over?

you: u know the deal

exp2

also she: just got out of the bathroom, I’m fresh for u

you: u know the deal Shawty, I’m comin

by Joedoejoe January 25, 2021

What's the Deal With

"What's the Deal With" Meme.
Originating from a Gizmodo member: LetsTryThisAgain.
Original:
"what's the deal with angry birds anyway? i played it once. then i analyzed the game mechanics, deduced that the rest of the game would be throwing birds at things to knock them over and sat my phone down.

i hear there is something to do with egg bombs in later levels? sounds hilarious and repetitive.

i guess i just don't understand being addicted to a non-sandbox game"

Of course, hilarity ensues...

What's the deal with Urban Dictionary anyway? I used it once. then i analyzed the site mechanics, deduced that the rest of the site would be about urban definitions and closed the webpage.

I hear there is something to do with rainbow kissing in later pages? Sounds hilarious and repetitive.

I guess i just don't understand being addicted to a user based Internet Dictionary.

by ThE Wombatt September 18, 2010

Here's the deal

Joe Biden's favourite phrase

Here's the deal, the fact is that everything his has said so far is simply a lie.

by Biggest Man Matt October 1, 2020

Twice the deal pizza

One of the best places to eat in the tri-cites (Cambridge, Waterloo, Kitchener). Prices are amazingly cheap and the food is phenomenal. Known for having the best pizza and wings in town 6 years running, according to the Cambridge times. Locations in Cambridge (Helpler and Dundas) seem to be doing the best and have the best pizza. If your just high and got the munchies take a trip down to TTD in cambridge and grab two slices and a pop for only $3.00.

man im hungry and craving something scrumptious... Twice the deal pizza it is...

by TTD's finest March 5, 2009