Tew

Informal form of Too Originating from Jaydastreetrunner a guy from Baltimore

Yo me Tew

by Jaydastreetrunner January 31, 2024

Tiny Tew

n. An extremely small penis. Aka. Baby dick or micropenis.

Girl: Let's have sex.
Guy: Really?
Girl: Yes. Take off your pants
Guy: Okay. (Takes off pants)
Girl: Wtf is that?!?!
Guy: I know it's small, but I know how to use it.

Girl: Hahahaha! You're a Tiny Tew!

by DeezNutz69!@#$ May 13, 2020

Tew

Pronounciation of the number 'two' or the word 'too' for people who reside in Baltimore

'this shit is tew funny'
'my baby cousin is tew years old'

by bulliewithdahoodie September 15, 2025

Tew

Different spelling for the words too and to any context of using those words just the better inelegant version

Them lemons were tew good!

by KENNI🍋 June 9, 2023

Tew

Tew is a word that is used to describe something goofy or silly or to encapsulate strong emotions (that usually aren't sad). You can also use it to replace words that have the same sound.

*someone says something that you find goofy* you respond with "tew" to describe how goofy it is in one word. Another example is, "tew funny" instead of too funny. Or something like, "tewmorrow".

by tewalicous kid April 2, 2025