by SluttyHamster January 17, 2018
Get the Tbmsmug. TBM = Temporary Blond Moment
Doing or saying something so incredibly dense, people look at you to make certain you aren't blond.
AKA a "Here's Your Sign" moment.
Doing or saying something so incredibly dense, people look at you to make certain you aren't blond.
AKA a "Here's Your Sign" moment.
Examples of a TBM:
Asking the ticket counter agent "What time does the 5:15 redeye to Chicago leave?" when the flight schedule is right behind you on a big screen.
with 20 seconds left in the 2013 NFC Divisional Championships, New Orleans Saints wide reciever Marques Colston receives a pass from Drew Brees; instead of stepping a half-foot to the right and going out of bounds to stop the clock and give the Saints a chance to win the game he turns to his left and tries to lateral to teammate Darren Sproles. His pass goes forward instead of lateral, and the illegal forward pass penalty loses the game for the Saints.
Asking the ticket counter agent "What time does the 5:15 redeye to Chicago leave?" when the flight schedule is right behind you on a big screen.
with 20 seconds left in the 2013 NFC Divisional Championships, New Orleans Saints wide reciever Marques Colston receives a pass from Drew Brees; instead of stepping a half-foot to the right and going out of bounds to stop the clock and give the Saints a chance to win the game he turns to his left and tries to lateral to teammate Darren Sproles. His pass goes forward instead of lateral, and the illegal forward pass penalty loses the game for the Saints.
by John Dunkelburg February 9, 2014
Get the tbmmug. That threatening feeling you get in the wake of a bowel movement. Typically an urgent feeling which results in immediate vacation of a place, task or conversation that you are in. Threatening bowel movements may strike at inappropriate times. You may experience the intense feeling without prior knowledge that you were anticipating a bowel movement.
Susie: How is your steak, Sharon?
Sharon: uh.. *abruptly leaves*
5 mins later
Susie: Are you okay?
Sharon: Yeah just had a major threatening bowel movement (TBM). But it has been expelled.
Sharon: uh.. *abruptly leaves*
5 mins later
Susie: Are you okay?
Sharon: Yeah just had a major threatening bowel movement (TBM). But it has been expelled.
by JKF125 June 25, 2010
Get the Threatening Bowel Movement (TBM)mug. The point between childhood & adulthood where the brain turns to mush while morphing into intellectualness.
by A mom of teenagers (CC) January 5, 2012
Get the TBM (Teenage Brain Mush)mug. by cramer118901 October 30, 2018
Get the Total Bryant Move (TBM)mug. A Taco Bell Mom or TBM is a mom hitting on another mom's husband inside of taco bell.
Usually started with a stare down and proceded with smiles, hair swooshing and laughter to draw attention from the dad while the other mom rolls her eyes.
Beware dad's of the TBM's...they're out to getcha.
Usually started with a stare down and proceded with smiles, hair swooshing and laughter to draw attention from the dad while the other mom rolls her eyes.
Beware dad's of the TBM's...they're out to getcha.
by Breejock October 23, 2007
Get the Taco Bell Mom (TBM)mug. 