taxis

a jerk-off who thinks he's a mafia don

I'm Joe Taxis and I'm gonna fuck you upa yo' ass cause I'm sooo cool.

by Captain Rambone September 06, 2003

taxi

Used to assert the point that someones presence is no longer required. As in, calling someone a taxi.

Trev:"I can't believe jon dumped that australian bird!"
Al:"Maybe he got tired of going down under! ha ha, ha ha, ha ha!
Trev:"Taxi!"

by Banj December 21, 2004

Taxi

Relax

I know you just broke up with your boyfriend, but you need to stop complaining and taxi.

by Gsmith13 March 10, 2010

Taxi

Describing a situation or feeling of comfort, excitement, and superiority.

Expressing general approval, esp. in relation to cosmopolitan lifestyles.

"I can't believe i found 50 euros in a lost-and-found office, that was taxi, yo"

"Fantastic restaurant, everything was taxi, the food, the service... Bit pricey tho."

"Whata gwan?" "Taxi, blad, no licky licky."

by robinood January 10, 2006

Taxi

The meaning of taxi is a person you meet while out on the town that you only sleep with because you need a ride home.

Mark: Hey don't sleep with her. She's nasty

Chris: No man that bitch is taxi.

by Chris 10516 November 16, 2006

Taxied

The recieving of unwanted taxis called to your house by pranksters. See also pizzad.

Man I got taxied to high heaven last night, two fucking cabs and a disabled mini bus at 2am... I reckon it was Goulding...

by raj November 22, 2004

taxi

best fucking film eva!!!!

sorry i was so slow last time, i had the handbrake on

by lewis July 19, 2004