Tassel Blasted

When your co-worker wears a tassel on his ear and then whips his head quickly to the side, blasting you in the face with nothing but pink tassel.

Me: Dude, why is Joe out today?
Jason: Didn't you hear, he got totally tassel blasted

by The Grumpy Munchkin December 2, 2013

Tasseled

Verb:
To tassel - the act of "dropping a bomb" in a men's room with total disregard to the unfortunate souls who enter the gaseous environment created in the enclosed space.

This is typically done by older gentleman who wears dress shoes with large dangling tassels on them. The victim of the tasseling is only a witness to these dangling shoes under the wall of the restroom stall, unknowing of the foul individual creating the odor.

Today when using the men's room I was "tasseled".

Can also be used as a synonym for a massive screw up or oversight.

"Hey Chuck you really tasseled that report"

by DubyaPH January 6, 2009

Taskely

oftenly known as a girl out of a slutty group with a slightly pointed face. Usually the face will come from the left to right and top to bottom into a face called "taskely".

brandon was hittin that shit up until taskely found out he had a tiny penis and broke up with him the next day.

by fatty austin January 14, 2010

Taswell Covenant

Kickin' fish and taking ass.

Man Dale is really going all in today! He is good at Taswell Covenant.

by Cerinex February 11, 2019

tasselled wobbegong

A penis, with class.
A rich dick.

I don't like how he thinks he's better then every one else! Him and his tasselled wobbegong!

by Tekurumoto October 12, 2019

Taniel

Loner
Speaks Russian

Ära ole Taniel!

by lolipelur12 October 19, 2020

tanielia

Tanielia is a girl that everyone this she's taken,she's sweet very energetic and goofy. Don't take that for granted she is fiesty and will hurt your feelings with a few words

Tanielia is very pretty

Tanielia has a nice body

by Brii :3 November 25, 2021