TARES

Any of various vetch plants, such as Vicia hirsuta (hairy tare) of Eurasia and North Africa.

The TARES is growing again, Mike!

by Broogli August 11, 2022

Tare

A reptilian being studying and controlling humans for Satan (not to be confused with a demon/Satans angels).

They use shapeshifting technology to appear "human", but they are easy to catch if you use the right methods.

Celebrities, politicians, influencers, and anyone with power is a tare. However, everyday people can also be tares.

James: I was watching YouTube, and the guys face morphed mid-video.

Al: You caught a tare!

by NOT A TARE November 17, 2025

Taring

1) A intresting object or trinket. This is the more common use of the word, even if its still not popular.
2) A rich/politically powerful woman.

"In the temple I found a shiny taring"
"I just married the hot taring of my dreams"

by Thepastawarriorguy347 March 22, 2024

tare-orrist

A bean-counting "supervisor from Hell" who obsessively reminds his warehouse/store staff about "zeroing the scales" prior to weighing dry goofs.

Health-foods store employee: My boss frequently reminds me about resetting the electronic scale's digital counter every few hours, but I don't really view him as a tare-orrist... I know he means well (i.e., he cares enough about his customers to ensure that they get the full amount of product that they paid for, as well as not wanting to lose money himself by over-measuring), plus I also tend to be forgetful, and so his repeated refreshing of the idea in my mind enables me to make fewer dispensing mistakes.

by QuacksO December 15, 2019

Tare urine

1.A positive drug screen urine sample in prison
2.A targeted urine drug screen given by correctional officers in prison for a suspected drug user

1.I got 3 days degradation for a tare urine.
2.Hide the drugs I've been targetted for urine drug screen from the officers

by Baked dinner March 25, 2022

Taree

Loves a little too hard, Beautiful, Funny, Smart, Life of the party, short and Blessed

Mark: Did you see taree at that party?

Bryan: Yeaaa she was the life of the party!!!

by anonymous November 22, 2021

tare

on a rampage

On a tare - as in on a rampage

by anonymous February 25, 2022