T's and P's

Noun phrase: T's and P's stand for "Thoughts and Prayers." Often used in the internet world, and originated on a message board in Iowa. Used in situations that would normally cause sadness or angst.

"Wow, man. I heard about your sister letting the entire football team PIITB. T's and P's, man."

by Hawkness Monster December 15, 2007

T(S)EX

Originating at The University of Texas at Austin, T(S)EX is the act of having sex in a dormitory bed.

They had so much T(S)EX after they officially became boyfriend and girlfriend.

by Garry Mittens December 1, 2009

T.S.L.C.

Acronym for the phrase, 'Takin' shits, lickin' clits'

Exclamatory phrase to (light-heartedly) gloat or brag.

Actually, this phrase is very versatile. It may be used to taunt, to invigorate, to congratulate, and many others.

Student 1: I heard you guys won the game last night! Nice job!
Student 2: *blushes* Hey, thanks man!
Student 3: *barges in on conversation* TAKIN' SHITS LICKIN' CLITS! *slaps Student 2 on the shoulder*

Bro 1: Hey man how was the party? Sorry, I was too busy partying with slutty lunchladies to join you.
Bro 2: ...what? Anyway, I scored with Angelina.
Bro 1: YEAH? Takin' shits lickin' clits, man! Didn't think you had it in you. Well, I did, but your parents didn't.
Bro 2: ...

Football player 1: Their team won't stand a chance. We have TEAMWORK on our side!
Football player 2: F*** YEAH! HONEYBADGERS! T.S.L.C. on three!

Team: ONE TWO THREE! TAKIN' SHITS LICKIN' CLITS! HOOAH!

by bonedryhumorous January 11, 2012

t.s.a

sexual foreplay, as evidenced by the enforced pat-down security measures at airports

you gonna t.s.a. me tonight?

by virtuoblackhound November 25, 2010

T.S.A

that's some asshole: dickhead security people at airports who think their FBI

Wow that T.S.A dick didnt let me bring my watch, he thought there was a bomb in it

by H8TSA September 7, 2009

T.S.A.

Terrorizing Some Americans with pedophile professionals

T.S.A. employs sexually perverse adults, pederasts, who perceive children as sexual objects for themselves or others

by NO Freedom And Groping January 27, 2013

T.S.O.L(True Sounds Of Liberty)

best punk band from the OC and established around the late 70's

Damn, "T.S.O.L(True Sounds Of Liberty)" is a bad ass band

by killajayy March 19, 2011