T.E.D

Temporary Erectial Dissfunction cause by the used of heavy drugs and/or alcohol.

Johnny -" Dude i took a bunch of triple c's the other night and my sister was totally down to fuck, but i just couldnt get it up."

Dan-" Bro, you totally had a T.E.D."

by Jack Hinoff September 22, 2016

T.E.B.B.

A group name witch is called The Egg Bean Borritos

Oh no its the T.E.B.B. group!

by Mgdegg January 26, 2021

T.E.S.

When open toe high heels are worn and the toes are extending over the front of the shoe

Oh look at That girl over there, she got the T.E.S.

by Jodi O April 29, 2022

T.E.I Hire

T.E.I Hire

Trump’s Extra Incompetents

Forget about D.E.I Hires, Kash Patel is a T.E.I Hire. Trump’s Extra Incompetents.

by Bobakalaka February 26, 2026

L S T E R

Red

“Okay beetlejuice here’s your question, how do you spell red?”

“Beetle juice: “L S T E R”

“Great job”

by Definitely not Amalia August 24, 2020

Total Efficiency Coefficient, (T.E.C.)

T.E.C. Is the closest possible approximated measure of energy expended in any biochemical and or socioeconomic process from start (A) to finish (B) generally portrayed in calories and represented as a percentage in decimal form.

i.e. A boat carrying a load from South Africa to Beijing has a stand still value of (Xcalories) @ point (A)=Xcal. divided by the total calculable energy in calories expensed in “fuel”, “labor”, “payload loss” and “mechanical breakdown” used upon reaching point (B)=Xcal. where {Xt.e.c. = (A)Xcal. / (B)Xcal.}.

*Xt.e.c. = Total Efficiency Coefficient, (T.E.C.)

by G.O.H. Ent.,Inc. October 12, 2022

S.K.A.T.E.

Military acronym used as steps to accomplish skating, aka: avoiding work.
S= Seek Cover
K= Keep Quiet
A= Accept No Responsibility
T= Take No Action
E= Evade

Use S.K.A.T.E. to accomplish effective skating.

by S1ber July 10, 2010