The term for a friend who single handedly ruins a group photo by staring in a direction not even closely related to the camera, as if he is a swordfish being distracted by a large shinny object.
Joe: Dude you werent even looking anywhere near the fucking camera! What were you looking at?
Ray: I don't know man, Im like a swordfish I get distracted easy.
Ray: I don't know man, Im like a swordfish I get distracted easy.
by Trashvillepussyhunter December 25, 2010
Get the Swordfishmug. Profession. Expert computer hacker that is not only known by their friends, but also by major corporations as a "just in case". Has no loyalty to a person or corporation, but always has a price,i.e. works mostly freelance
Ivalina Rafael managed to hack into the IRS database and change my tax details. I now owe them nothing! That girls a swordfish!
by Big Daddy K April 27, 2006
Get the swordfishmug. Swordfishing.
-adjective,
1. The act of forcing pills up your penis, ejaculating them into a persons/animals body parts, and getting them high.
-adjective,
1. The act of forcing pills up your penis, ejaculating them into a persons/animals body parts, and getting them high.
I spent the weekend out side the church, trying out my one liners and going for a spot of swordfishing with the religious kids.
by jaden hareb June 13, 2011
Get the swordfishingmug. by maphive December 17, 2003
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by dart board July 6, 2010
Get the Swordfishmug. One night after work Gary had to make a bowel movement and felt the swordfish would be appropriate since his girlfriend was on her period
by Wrecking Crew June 11, 2006
Get the swordfishmug.