Swordfish

The term for a friend who single handedly ruins a group photo by staring in a direction not even closely related to the camera, as if he is a swordfish being distracted by a large shinny object.

Joe: Dude you werent even looking anywhere near the fucking camera! What were you looking at?
Ray: I don't know man, Im like a swordfish I get distracted easy.

by Trashvillepussyhunter December 25, 2010

swordfish

Profession. Expert computer hacker that is not only known by their friends, but also by major corporations as a "just in case". Has no loyalty to a person or corporation, but always has a price,i.e. works mostly freelance

Ivalina Rafael managed to hack into the IRS database and change my tax details. I now owe them nothing! That girls a swordfish!

by Big Daddy K April 27, 2006

swordfishing

Swordfishing.
-adjective,
1. The act of forcing pills up your penis, ejaculating them into a persons/animals body parts, and getting them high.

I spent the weekend out side the church, trying out my one liners and going for a spot of swordfishing with the religious kids.

by jaden hareb June 13, 2011

swordfish

a lame movie starring halle berries tits

have you ever seen that movie halle berrys tits i mean swordfish ?

by maphive December 17, 2003

Swordfish

Like a catfish but she is a he

I meant this swordfish on tinder, turns out she was a chick with a dick.

by King Ofallofus January 5, 2018

Swordfish

A monthly gathering of like-minded gentlemen devoted to good cigars, numerous libations, fine foods, humorous tales, and excellent adventures.

Swordfish will be at (insert name) house on Thursday June 1st.

by dart board July 6, 2010

swordfish

The act of shitting in a condom, freezing it, then fucking a girl in the ass with it.

One night after work Gary had to make a bowel movement and felt the swordfish would be appropriate since his girlfriend was on her period

by Wrecking Crew June 11, 2006