swordfishing

Swordfishing.
-adjective,
1. The act of forcing pills up your penis, ejaculating them into a persons/animals body parts, and getting them high.

I spent the weekend out side the church, trying out my one liners and going for a spot of swordfishing with the religious kids.

by jaden hareb June 13, 2011

swordfish

a lame movie starring halle berries tits

have you ever seen that movie halle berrys tits i mean swordfish ?

by maphive December 17, 2003

Swordfish

Like a catfish but she is a he

I meant this swordfish on tinder, turns out she was a chick with a dick.

by King Ofallofus January 5, 2018

Swordfish

A monthly gathering of like-minded gentlemen devoted to good cigars, numerous libations, fine foods, humorous tales, and excellent adventures.

Swordfish will be at (insert name) house on Thursday June 1st.

by dart board July 6, 2010

Swordfishing

A dick pic of someone else's penis in an effort to appear more appealing. In lieu of their own penis, swordfishers will use images of penises with better complexion, head to shaft ratio, length, position and shape of the urethral opening, and girth; when sending a dick pic.

Person 1: "I got a dick pic last night from someone on my 7v7 coed soccer team, but the skin tone looks way different from the rest of his body."

Person 2: "Did it look way bigger than you would have imagined him having?"

Person 1: "Yeah! Why?"

Person 2: "He is swordfishing you. That's someone else's dick"

by saveahoefoundation March 11, 2019

swordfish

The act of shitting in a condom, freezing it, then fucking a girl in the ass with it.

One night after work Gary had to make a bowel movement and felt the swordfish would be appropriate since his girlfriend was on her period

by Wrecking Crew June 11, 2006

swordfish

A guy who gets drunk often, but only wants to hang out with other blokes.

A gay alcoholic.

'You don't want to go out to the club to find a girl, you would rather stay here like a swordfish and have a sausage fest.'

by -Penn December 17, 2009